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dear_mun2012-01-23 03:41 am
speakveryclearly) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-23 03:41 am
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On various recent affairs
Hello Mundane
How Have You Been
Oh Those Various Accomplishments Are Quite Impressive And I Would Compliment You On Them If We Didnt Both Know How Self Indulgent That Would Be
And Also It Would Give A False Impression Considering All The Disappointments You Conveniently Omit
But Anyway
Your Balance Of Affairs Could Be Better Than It Has Been
But Overall Its Alright
The Diversity Of Plots Has Been Appealing To Me
However I Do Wish The Ages I Possess In Them Were A Little Less Diverse
Do You Have Any Idea How It Feels To Grow To Seven Or Even Nine Sweeps In Shorthand And Then Go Back To Six
No
?
Well Then Let Me Inform You Its Not That Comfortable
Likewise The Recent Appearance Of Multiple Muses Only Made For One Or Two People Is Uncomfortable
But Theres Not Much I Can Do About That Is There
Now To Address The Plots Themselves
First I Approve Of My Having Obtained A Domestic Situation
But I Do Wish You And Your Partner In That Endeavor Would Cease To Explore Every Flaw In Such Painful Detail
Do You Think Youd Enjoy Having Your Life So Analyzed And Also Knowing Your Caliginous Chances Probably Are Forever Nil
I Dont Think You Would
Its Hard To Deal With Okay
Its Hard And Nobody Understands
Second I Approve Of Being Allowed To Gather Frogs In The Game We Have On Livejournal Still
Though I Do Wish This Journal Were The One Used There So My Vampiric Nature Would Be More Clear
But I Wish You Would Devote More Time To Overall Maintenance There
In Particular I Would Strongly Desire You To Secure That Clothesmaking Job For Me
Its More Important Than Accidental Involvement In A Gang Of Assassins
Third I Would Like To See The End Of This Fighting Plot In The Asylum
I Miss My Ashen Partners And Dont Approve Of Not Knowing What Theyre Doing
Let Alone Of What They Actually Are Doing
Which Is Proof Of The Extent That They Need Me
I Know I Should Have Tried Harder To Explain To Andrea But Fear Its Too Late
And Finally May I Just Say That Though I Do Believe Puns Have A Time And A Place
And That Is Generally Either Pale Or Simply Silly
"Oh Cod" Is One Ive Resigned Myself To Hearing Repeatedly
And Its Not Objectionable Enough For Me To Express Active Disappointment As You Fear
In Fact
Given The Actual Meaning It Has Within Context
Despite The Inappropriateness That Context Also Bestows
I Think Id Really Like To Hear It
A Lot
Wait What Do You Mean This Will Be Public
How Have You Been
Oh Those Various Accomplishments Are Quite Impressive And I Would Compliment You On Them If We Didnt Both Know How Self Indulgent That Would Be
And Also It Would Give A False Impression Considering All The Disappointments You Conveniently Omit
But Anyway
Your Balance Of Affairs Could Be Better Than It Has Been
But Overall Its Alright
The Diversity Of Plots Has Been Appealing To Me
However I Do Wish The Ages I Possess In Them Were A Little Less Diverse
Do You Have Any Idea How It Feels To Grow To Seven Or Even Nine Sweeps In Shorthand And Then Go Back To Six
No
?
Well Then Let Me Inform You Its Not That Comfortable
Likewise The Recent Appearance Of Multiple Muses Only Made For One Or Two People Is Uncomfortable
But Theres Not Much I Can Do About That Is There
Now To Address The Plots Themselves
First I Approve Of My Having Obtained A Domestic Situation
But I Do Wish You And Your Partner In That Endeavor Would Cease To Explore Every Flaw In Such Painful Detail
Do You Think Youd Enjoy Having Your Life So Analyzed And Also Knowing Your Caliginous Chances Probably Are Forever Nil
I Dont Think You Would
Its Hard To Deal With Okay
Its Hard And Nobody Understands
Second I Approve Of Being Allowed To Gather Frogs In The Game We Have On Livejournal Still
Though I Do Wish This Journal Were The One Used There So My Vampiric Nature Would Be More Clear
But I Wish You Would Devote More Time To Overall Maintenance There
In Particular I Would Strongly Desire You To Secure That Clothesmaking Job For Me
Its More Important Than Accidental Involvement In A Gang Of Assassins
Third I Would Like To See The End Of This Fighting Plot In The Asylum
I Miss My Ashen Partners And Dont Approve Of Not Knowing What Theyre Doing
Let Alone Of What They Actually Are Doing
Which Is Proof Of The Extent That They Need Me
I Know I Should Have Tried Harder To Explain To Andrea But Fear Its Too Late
And Finally May I Just Say That Though I Do Believe Puns Have A Time And A Place
And That Is Generally Either Pale Or Simply Silly
"Oh Cod" Is One Ive Resigned Myself To Hearing Repeatedly
And Its Not Objectionable Enough For Me To Express Active Disappointment As You Fear
In Fact
Given The Actual Meaning It Has Within Context
Despite The Inappropriateness That Context Also Bestows
I Think Id Really Like To Hear It
A Lot
Wait What Do You Mean This Will Be Public
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No. You refuse to engage in this Douglas Adams callback just to make this terrible--wait, no, you can't abjure from it. The scent is overwhelming. You SMELL SOMETHING FISHY.
What Is Your Exact Purpose In Describing Our Ashen Girlfriend As "Lovely" And "Pitiful"
Is This A Bizarre Form Of Irony Or Such
It Sounds Extraordinarily Postmodern
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its just theyre sittin a little more ruddy on account a us gettin along so wwell right noww
im shore shell do somethin soon enough thats goin to make me wwax so pitch youll be able to feel it from wwherevver you are in the game
like some kind a disturbance in paradox space
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If Idve Felt Any Such Disturbance Yet
I Have A Vague Feeling It Would Concern The Current Redness Of Your Feelings
Its Just Very Concerning And I Dont Want You To Give Her Any Improper Impressions
I Think Shes Begun To Realize Our Relationship Is Romantic
And Not Understand The Appropriate Action To Take From That Understanding
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givve me a little fuckin credit here im not goin to try swwitchin quadrants wwithout you around
all sneaky an behind your back an shit
im not that kind a troll
wwevve merely been talkin a bit
an she made a pretty convvincin argument for not goin an fightin
so i wwont be fightin i dont think
but i havvent been takin any sort a advvantage a her wwhatsoevver
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Good
Im Glad To Hear That
Though Are You Sure Were Not Fighting
I Was Rather Strongly Under The Impression That We Were
Could You Repeat Her Argument For Me
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just about howw its got to be one a lindas tricks
an howw its wwrong to try an kill your friends evven if theyre goin to get back up
an remindin me about howw your our auspistice so thats got to be especially wwrong
things like that
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That Is An Astounding Argument
Im A Little Ashamed Of Myself For Being Willing To Fight Now
That Sounds Like It Must Have Been A Really Rousing Speech I Guess
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i only regret that i cant run it by you vverbatim
> Eridan: Chirp!
Before you can stop yourself, you do let out a happy CHIRP at the thought of how Andrea convinced you of her point.
> Eridan: Panic.
You endeavour not to do that too visibly, because there is the HOPE that Kanaya does not know what is most likely to make you chirp. Of course, this assumes that certain HEADSPACEMATES of hers do not complain overly much about that, quite frankly wigglerish, tendency of yours.
>> ======>
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What is with your mun and all these DOUGLAS ADAMS REFERENCES. But you don't panic. Nothing he's done has triggered any alarm bells; though you've come to terms with your HEADSPACEMATE and his complaints, there are some things you've made it abundantly clear YOU WOULD RATHER NOT KNOW ABOUT A CONCILIATORY QUADRANT FILL, and Eridan's tendencies towards chirping is one of them.
> Kanaya: Drop all the questions Eridan doesn't want you to ask. All of them.
Wait, why would you ever do that? You wouldn't have any of these questions to start with. The very idea is preposterous.
Oh
Why Cant You
The Thread Is Public Couldnt You Look It Up And Quote It
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the thread is public so if youre that set on knowwin the specifics you could look it up an read it
Oh.
Oh fuck.
That was quite possibly the stupidest thing you have ever said in your life.
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Okay.
======>
What
Is
This
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A wise troll knows that sometimes, DISCRETION is the better part of VALOUR. Either way, you are not feeling particularly BRAVE at the present moment and Kanaya sounds PISSED.
As such, you do what any intelligent being would do when being faced with such a tone.
You FLEE.
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This is an invalid command! Eridan is not your prey! You're not even thirsty, let alone homicidal. Not to mention Andrea's arousing material on how wrong killing a member of your auspisticeship is. Sorry, WE MEANT ROUSING.
However, you are certainly open to RUNNING AFTER HIM in a HIGHLY ANGRY MANNER that MAY INVOLVE RAISING YOUR FIST.
> Kanaya: Fine, do that then.
You proceed, and on this account it will not be very difficult to catch up.
I Am Not Going To Stop Chasing You Until I Get An Explanation
What Was That
Are Those Events Postmodern
Or Ironic
Or Based On A Grave Misunderstanding
At The Moment I Favor The Misunderstanding Idea The Most Because It Has Grave In It
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It's not like you need to be TOLD to do that. You are accomplishing this quite well ON YOUR OWN.
Oh God oh god oh cod
it wwas all her fault i swwear to gl'bgolyb an all the horrorterrors i had NOTHIN to do wwith it
beyond bein the person she wwas plantin her lips on
please kan youvve GOT to believve me
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Thats Even Worse
Youre
Letting Her
Think
Thats Okay
Which It Most Definitely Is Not
I Have No Idea What The Hell Could Be Next
She Could Try To Kiss Me
Is That What You Want
Was This Your Plan
To Lead Her Innocently Into Believing Our Auspisticeship Is Romantic In A Concupiscent Sense
And Lure Us Into Staying Up Into The Dark Hours Of The Night Exchanging Gothic Feelings
Followed By Kisses
Is That What Youve Been Plotting All Along
To Convince Us To Live In Sin
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noww thats not FAIR
she probably doesnt evven knoww its a romance
an howw do you expect me to react its not like no ones evver really kissed me nicely before
i dont havve any plans or anythin wwhich i knoww is hard to believve considerin wwe highbloods are knowwn for our plannin but im bein perfectly HONEST wwith you
ivve got no secret motivves nothin sittin in the brightest sunlight not a coddamn THING untowward
come on kan is it really that hard to believve im innocent here
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I Mean You Gave Us Matching Bracelets For Christmas
At This Point The Girl Has To Wonder
And According To My Mun Her Mun Says She Really Has
So Im Willing To Believe Youre Innocent But Not That Your Motives Are Entirely Not Untoward
I Mean That Thread Definitely Contained Use Of A Certain Pair Of Symbols To Describe Your Emotional State
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an if my wwriters been hearin anythin of the sort then they havvent been passin it along like a good litt
okay ivve been informed my speakin privvileges wwill be revvoked if i finish that thought so movvin right along
i mean howw can you think my motivves are untowward just because i respond to a bit a pity kissin wwith hearts
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Hearts Imply A Desire For Investment In Matespritship
A Stronger One Than Has Been Previously Established In The Innocent Quadrant Flipping Within The Bounds Of Auspisticeship
Which Entails A Motive
Which Would Be Untoward
I Have To Wonder Whether Pity Kissing Is The Appropriate Term Here Given Human Terminology
Its A Valid Question
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Since your attempts at LOGIC and REASONING are still failing to have much benefit, you decide to SWITCH TACTICS. With any luck, whatever instincts jadebloods have that make them such good attendants to the Mother Grub will incite her to take PLATONIC PITY on you when you give her your best INNOCENT GRUB expression.
Also, you're making a quiet, plaintive cheep. Might as well get SOME use out of your remaining WIGGLER TENDENCIES.
come on kan im just a kid you cant expect exactly appropriate reactions in evvery situation
just because shes sparkin more pity than the usual quadrant flippin feelins doesnt mean that in a feww minutes she might not do somethin thatd make me hate her again
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You accept this command reluctantly, mostly out of deference for a title you MAY NOT POSSESS MUCH LONGER, considering you already lost TROLL VIRGIN MOST VENERABLE once before the dissipation of that particular plot led you to effectively regain it, and TROLL VIRGIN MOST FAITHFUL will be crossed off the list in the next few weeks
, or so you HOPE.So you slightly frown, because Eridan is finally beginning to get through to your CONCILIATORY NATURE.
That Is True
As Young Trolls We Often Have No Idea What Is Going On
But
I Worry Alright
I Dont Want You To Go Breaking My Club Just So You Can Go And Get Your Heart Broken