On various recent affairs

[speakveryclearly]

Hello Mundane
How Have You Been
Oh Those Various Accomplishments Are Quite Impressive And I Would Compliment You On Them If We Didnt Both Know How Self Indulgent That Would Be
And Also It Would Give A False Impression Considering All The Disappointments You Conveniently Omit
But Anyway

Your Balance Of Affairs Could Be Better Than It Has Been
But Overall Its Alright
The Diversity Of Plots Has Been Appealing To Me
However I Do Wish The Ages I Possess In Them Were A Little Less Diverse
Do You Have Any Idea How It Feels To Grow To Seven Or Even Nine Sweeps In Shorthand And Then Go Back To Six
No
?
Well Then Let Me Inform You Its Not That Comfortable
Likewise The Recent Appearance Of Multiple Muses Only Made For One Or Two People Is Uncomfortable
But Theres Not Much I Can Do About That Is There
Now To Address The Plots Themselves

First I Approve Of My Having Obtained A Domestic Situation
But I Do Wish You And Your Partner In That Endeavor Would Cease To Explore Every Flaw In Such Painful Detail
Do You Think Youd Enjoy Having Your Life So Analyzed And Also Knowing Your Caliginous Chances Probably Are Forever Nil
I Dont Think You Would
Its Hard To Deal With Okay
Its Hard And Nobody Understands

Second I Approve Of Being Allowed To Gather Frogs In The Game We Have On Livejournal Still
Though I Do Wish This Journal Were The One Used There So My Vampiric Nature Would Be More Clear
But I Wish You Would Devote More Time To Overall Maintenance There
In Particular I Would Strongly Desire You To Secure That Clothesmaking Job For Me
Its More Important Than Accidental Involvement In A Gang Of Assassins

Third I Would Like To See The End Of This Fighting Plot In The Asylum
I Miss My Ashen Partners And Dont Approve Of Not Knowing What Theyre Doing
Let Alone Of What They Actually Are Doing
Which Is Proof Of The Extent That They Need Me
I Know I Should Have Tried Harder To Explain To Andrea But Fear Its Too Late

And Finally May I Just Say That Though I Do Believe Puns Have A Time And A Place
And That Is Generally Either Pale Or Simply Silly
"Oh Cod" Is One Ive Resigned Myself To Hearing Repeatedly
And Its Not Objectionable Enough For Me To Express Active Disappointment As You Fear
In Fact
Given The Actual Meaning It Has Within Context
Despite The Inappropriateness That Context Also Bestows
I Think Id Really Like To Hear It
A Lot



Wait What Do You Mean This Will Be Public

Comments

[fireflyheir]

oh wow
you breathed right?

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Yes Allow Me To Assure You I Did So Frequently When I Was Dictating This
Its Just That There Was A Strange Rendering Error
Dont Worry About It Much

[fireflyheir]

that's good!
i don't know, but
is there something you'd use to indicate whoever you were dictating to should put a break in?

[speakveryclearly]

Ugh
They Were Line Breaks In The Original Copy
Which Im Being Told Cant Be Edited At This Time For Some Reason
But Anyway
I Suppose The Details Of My Recent Affairs Arent That Much To Be Lost
There Arent Many That Would Be Relevant To You Anyway John
Its Been A While Since Ive Been Involved With Your Session

[fireflyheir]

they're probably just being a jerk
yeah
it didn't really sound that familiar
but i figured it'd be nice to say hi anyway!

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
So
How Have You Been
Karkat Tells Me You And Jade Are Going To Be Meeting Us Eventually
How Is That Journey Going

[fireflyheir]

ummmm
i think technically i'm from before then
for whatever reason
so i can't really tell you much
except that i'm pretty sure we're going to be trying to teach davesprite to actually draw what's on the pictionary card

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
Very Well

Is There Any Future Information Youd Like Or Such

[fireflyheir]

umm
yeah, i think so!
is everyone okay?
karkat seemed pretty worried about something
and vriska?

and i guess this isn't future stuff so much
but what are troll vampires like?