dear_mun | (no subject)

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You're correct, mundane. The skulls of the dead "monsters" will not work for me. Do you realize it's time to move away from that, yes?

And then...well. Romans and shit.

I think it might be possible, depending. Spread the word maybe. Graveyard diggin.

Yes. Myrddin has explained this many, many times before.

Ah, alas, I don't take kindly to disturbing the dead.

If I was there, I'd dig it for you. Or over my own tainted head in the light of the full moon.

I would forbid you not to! You'll disturb the rest of the dead and there will be more than just demons.

Fair enough. I admit that I am an uneducated bastard, and I have no idea how I could help you with this.

It needs heavy consideration, whenever I get the chance to go through this damned forest.

I'd be your backup of course. I'd even wag my tail for you.

You would be a welcoming sight.

I am the best sort of company. I'm also very modest.

[Nearly laughs.]

Modest?

Oh yes, modest. Quite the small opinion of myself. I'm utterly and totally limited in what I can do.

Oh, and I smell bad.

I would say "no" to all of those.

Yeah, you got me.

You're still very charming.

You're very charming. And kind. And beautiful. I could go on, if you'd like.

Actions speak louder than words.

Then...

you got twenty minutes to spare?

For you? Always.

Then lemmie show you some of my actions, hm?