A lack of Klarion in S2 doesn't mean he's not up to no good.

[lordofcranky]

Bored?

You think I've been bored this time?  Au contraire, mun-person-thing.  I haven't had this much fun since I got to play with the whole League!

The Brat Wonder's deceiving everyone around him.  Aqualoser's gone from leader to traitor.  Kid Fake's given up.  Blondie's putting all those villain genes to good use.  The Baby's all grown up.  This is all too good!

Don't even get me started on Miss Mindcrush over here.  I think I'm in love.

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[ridemyelectrostick]

You don't know what you're talking about.

[Because Nightwing would never. Right?]

[lordofcranky]

Oh, look. It's Robin 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Tell me, are you actually blind behind those sunglasses, or just fashion blind?

[ridemyelectrostick]

Says the guy with the hair-horns.

[lordofcranky]

They make me feel special.

[seethemoon]

Do you ever shut up?

[lordofcranky]

Do you?

[seethemoon]

You get more annoying each time.

[lordofcranky]

And you...don't change. At all.

How dull.

[worlds_best_father]

It's the double-standard that really kills me.

Sure, if I train children to follow in my footsteps, teach them how to kill a man with a properly placed blow, teach them to survive fights with metas, and throw them into things they aren't ready for, I'm the bad guy.

If they do it, that's perfectly acceptable to the public.

If we lie, manipulate, and sabotage, we're horrible bastards. If they do it, it's justice.

Give me a break.

[lordofcranky]

I take back what I said before about being bored.

Blah-blah-blah, whine-whine-whine. Still mad your spawn hate your guts?

[worlds_best_father]

It's been five years. I've put it behind me. After all, I still have a grand-daughter I can train.

I can see you still haven't matured.

[lordofcranky]

And yet you're the one bringing up the past. Give it up, Sporty; let it go already.

I can see you have. Physically. Getting on in years, are we now? Shame.

[castsbackwards]

Do you have anything better to do? Like crawl back into a hole with bugs?

[lordofcranky]

Mmm...nope.

[shockjock]

And here I thought we had somethin' special. Jus' goes to show, never trust a creepy kid with hair horns!

[She's kidding. Mostly. But she is curious about superhero dysfunction. You don't trash the city's biggest hero for a living and then lose interest just because you become a supervillain, after all.]

So short stuff, what kinda super-teen soap opera we dealin' with here?

[lordofcranky]

Better than that, my dear.

The side of justice is crumbling from the inside out, and it's a thing of beauty.

[shockjock]

Eh, so long as I still get to kill the Super-jerk, I'm happy.

You think we can get the rest of 'em to start tradin' punches? Oooh, maybe we'll get to see the martian mindbreaker and the super-clone fight it out! No matter who wins, they still lose!

[Okay, so some of Klarion's chaos-mongering ways are contagious. That, and she just likes the idea of causing the Super-family as much pain and anguish as possible.]

[lordofcranky]

He's all yours if you want 'im. Though you might have to fight Lex. Which, honestly, I would almost pay to see.

...now that's an idea. Though if he lays a single, filthy finger on her, I might just have to step in.

[nomorefreckles]

I see you're still as annoying as ever.

[lordofcranky]

Quick, but not quick enough, Kid Quitter.

[nomorefreckles]

You really need some new material.

[Because that was way cruel, Klarion.]

[lordofcranky]

See, that's where your wrong. Unlike your revolving door of a team, I see no reason not to sick with what works.

Late? Pfft. Nope. I'm on time.

[borntobebad]

...

[She's got no clue where to start on all this, so she won't start on any of it.]

Nice hair.

We were all just early

[lordofcranky]

Nice tastes.

[borntobebad]

I try. Not too hard, but I don't really need to.