A lack of Klarion in S2 doesn't mean he's not up to no good.

[lordofcranky]

Bored?

You think I've been bored this time?  Au contraire, mun-person-thing.  I haven't had this much fun since I got to play with the whole League!

The Brat Wonder's deceiving everyone around him.  Aqualoser's gone from leader to traitor.  Kid Fake's given up.  Blondie's putting all those villain genes to good use.  The Baby's all grown up.  This is all too good!

Don't even get me started on Miss Mindcrush over here.  I think I'm in love.

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[ridemyelectrostick]

You don't know what you're talking about.

[Because Nightwing would never. Right?]

[seethemoon]

Do you ever shut up?

[worlds_best_father]

It's the double-standard that really kills me.

Sure, if I train children to follow in my footsteps, teach them how to kill a man with a properly placed blow, teach them to survive fights with metas, and throw them into things they aren't ready for, I'm the bad guy.

If they do it, that's perfectly acceptable to the public.

If we lie, manipulate, and sabotage, we're horrible bastards. If they do it, it's justice.

Give me a break.

[lordofcranky]

I take back what I said before about being bored.

Blah-blah-blah, whine-whine-whine. Still mad your spawn hate your guts?

[lordofcranky]

Do you?

[lordofcranky]

Oh, look. It's Robin 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Tell me, are you actually blind behind those sunglasses, or just fashion blind?

[worlds_best_father]

It's been five years. I've put it behind me. After all, I still have a grand-daughter I can train.

I can see you still haven't matured.

[lordofcranky]

And yet you're the one bringing up the past. Give it up, Sporty; let it go already.

I can see you have. Physically. Getting on in years, are we now? Shame.

[worlds_best_father]

What can I say? Retirement is too boring a concept.

[lordofcranky]

Just try not to slow the rest of us down.

[worlds_best_father]

I don't need to hear that from someone who ran like a scalded dog from the League satellite.

[lordofcranky]

I'll have you know neither of us ran. In fact, I'm fairly certain I casually strolled off and those brats still couldn't catch me.

Or, you know, kick me in the face while elbow-deep in mud.

[worlds_best_father]

Now, now, Klarion. There's no need to childish about this.

[lordofcranky]

It's part of my charm.

[ridemyelectrostick]

Says the guy with the hair-horns.

[lordofcranky]

They make me feel special.

[castsbackwards]

Do you have anything better to do? Like crawl back into a hole with bugs?

[lordofcranky]

Mmm...nope.

[shockjock]

And here I thought we had somethin' special. Jus' goes to show, never trust a creepy kid with hair horns!

[She's kidding. Mostly. But she is curious about superhero dysfunction. You don't trash the city's biggest hero for a living and then lose interest just because you become a supervillain, after all.]

So short stuff, what kinda super-teen soap opera we dealin' with here?

[ridemyelectrostick]

Oh, you don't need horns to be "special."

[lordofcranky]

Better than that, my dear.

The side of justice is crumbling from the inside out, and it's a thing of beauty.

[lordofcranky]

You're right. I am special. Unique. One-of-a-kind.

The original. [Oh snap]

[ridemyelectrostick]

[Oh it's on now.]

I meant "special" in a bad way.

[lordofcranky]

Aww, you're hurting my feelings.

Maybe I should hurt something of yours in return.

[ridemyelectrostick]

Don't you dare.