perhaps just wanted to use this icon-- i mean contemplating hiatus and updates at cnc

[trickshot]

I thought we'd been over this.

Your ideas? They suck. Always, as a rule, and probably forever. Giving me an option between two or three bad ideas doesn't make them any better. I'd like to go back to the crappy City, now, and forget you mentioned any of them.

For the record? You're the only one with a freakish fascination with the horrible things that happen to me.

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[usavatar]

If she really were the only one, I doubt horrible things would keep happening.

You know what they say about adventure.

[trickshot]

Adventure I can handle. It's all the other stuff she fixates on.

hi bb <3 this will either be amazing or awful

[chasingredemption]

What are you talking about? That's a theme with these people.

amazingly awful??

[trickshot]

Well, in that case... stop the ride, I need to get off.

potentially!

[chasingredemption]

Too late. Last turn off was five miles back, circus boy.

definitely!

[trickshot]

Hey, being a circus boy means I can get creative. It wouldn't be the first time I nose-dived off a Ferris wheel.

[chasingredemption]

And how did that turn out again?

[kneecaptain]

Nah. The horrible things— that's what sells papers.

[trickshot]

Great. Glad to know someone made a buck off of me being set on fire.

[kneecaptain]

I didn't know about that. Did someone put it on YouTube? [Look at me, I know what YouTube is.]

[trickshot]

I don't know. Do you get internet reception in the afterlife?

[kneecaptain]

[Shit.]

Probably in hell.

[natalia_romanova]

It could be worse.

It can always be worse.

[trickshot]

You know what else it could get? Better.

[natalia_romanova]

Well now you're getting expectant. Clint, if a hospital gown is the worst of your troubles then I say go with it.

Having seen the view before I can assure you of complements.

[trickshot]

Well, that's always great to hear, but it was the stuff going along with it that I was more worried about.

[hulk]

You really think she's the only one?

[ er ]

Well, not when it comes to you, specifically, but horrible things in general. Obviously.

[trickshot]

Well, yeah.

That's the name of the game around here, isn't it? But I wasn't talking about in general.

[hulk]

Okay, then - what were you talking about? Uh, I c- I'll start? I mean, I got the crap kicked out of me by Captain America. What kind of horrible is getting set up for you?

[trickshot]

Steve beat you up.

_{( staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaring. )}

[hulk]

Yeah. ...That was fun.

[mocks]

What sort of bad ideas are we considering here, sport?

[trickshot]

Does it matter if they're never actually gonna happen?

[mocks]

Sure it matters. It's worth considering.

[trickshot]

Well I really don't want to almost go blind. Let's not consider that one.