Voicetest, possibly Re-Aligned in the future

[perfavore]

Amica, you are positive this is a good idea? A world full of 'Cons is not what I would consider an enjoyable experience. 

I have heard that there are two from my own world. I hope they are prepared to face the worst, because I will not allow them to live.

Luck? That will not be necessary.

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[namesnotprowl]

C'mon, 'Cons ain't all bad.

Besides, things aren't all the Driller's fault, it's just doing what Shockwave asks.

[perfavore]

Don't sound so surprised, Decepticon. Your track record is not what the humans call..."spectacular."

[namesnotprowl]

Can't help it if I like a little carnage now and then. Not like I've been actively murderin' folks lately, though.

[perfavore]

How generous. What is the occasion?

[He folds his arms, wings twitching a bit.]

[lookatmyguns]

You watch yourself you little punk.

If something happens to you, I won't be responsible for the damages.

[He's got guns, big ones, and he's not afraid to use them to cause some real property damage. No one harms Autobots on his watch.]

[perfavore]

Perhaps you should save that for ones who would benefit from such advice. Sideswipe is always getting into trouble.

Would hate for him to have irreparable damage.

You need not worry.

[lookatmyguns]

I'll give my damn advice to whoever I want to.

And I wasn't talking about Sideswipe, I was talking to you.

Don't do anything stupid.

[He's not above beating you up you know.]

[inked_jet]

Oh, yes, indeed. The entire universe must arrange itself around what is an 'enjoyable experience' for you.

[Sarcasm, the delicious Decepticon flavoring.]

[perfavore]

You would know that struggle.

[A soft chuckle.]

I forgot to warn you Starscream is a dick.

[inked_jet]

And you'd know...how?

Where have you been, Autobot? Skulking to protect your pretty armor?

[docbot]

[ Ratchet presses his fingers to the bridge of his nose. ]

Primus.

Not more of you.

[perfavore]

...You have problem?

[He folds his arms indignantly. Hello to you too, Ratchet.]

[docbot]

You're going to go screaming off into battle, with your guns and your over-sized knives, and then you're going to come back to me holding your arm in your hand, going "Oh Ratchet, please put this back on so that I can go back out and do it all over again."

[ He's slowly worked his way up to a fever-pitch. ]

So yes, I have a problem!

[ofchariots]

Luck is only a factor in a larger equation. It may not have any value, but it needs to be there, or the equation falls apart.

[perfavore]

[Mirage's eyes raise up slightly.]

I have been told there is no such thing as luck. And yet it is in this...equazione?

[ofchariots]

You must've had a very pessimistic consulente.

The equation represents a situation. Luck represents a number. It can be great, or small, or nothing. Zero. But it's still there.

It's quite a concept to grasp, but a helpful one, to say the least.

[sweet_riiiiims]

It's not all that bad. Consider it an unpaid vacation.

[perfavore]

[Well aren't you just stylish McGee. He looks you up and down.]

It seems I am not the only one who prefers the crimson paint job.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Thanks for noticing.]

Only the best custom paint for my alt mode~

[jazzingitup]

Well, look who's here.

[perfavore]

[Well, you're pretty much one of the last people he expected to see.]

Jazz...dio mio...

It was assumed you had left us.

[jazzingitup]

[Jazz has always liked being unexpected.]

That's...kind of true. Though thanks to my mundane I get to hang around here occasionally.

[autobot_arcee]

Well at least you could have some fun turning them into scrap metal.

[perfavore]

[He tilts his head slightly, considering this.]

That is true. Their attitudes are atrocious, so it is only just that I show them my blades.

[autobot_arcee]

[That made her smile]

Defiantly. There only use is to be scrap metal, since there all glitched anyway.