Voicetest, possibly Re-Aligned in the future

[perfavore]

Amica, you are positive this is a good idea? A world full of 'Cons is not what I would consider an enjoyable experience. 

I have heard that there are two from my own world. I hope they are prepared to face the worst, because I will not allow them to live.

Luck? That will not be necessary.

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[namesnotprowl]

C'mon, 'Cons ain't all bad.

Besides, things aren't all the Driller's fault, it's just doing what Shockwave asks.

[lookatmyguns]

You watch yourself you little punk.

If something happens to you, I won't be responsible for the damages.

[He's got guns, big ones, and he's not afraid to use them to cause some real property damage. No one harms Autobots on his watch.]

[inked_jet]

Oh, yes, indeed. The entire universe must arrange itself around what is an 'enjoyable experience' for you.

[Sarcasm, the delicious Decepticon flavoring.]

[perfavore]

Don't sound so surprised, Decepticon. Your track record is not what the humans call..."spectacular."

[perfavore]

Perhaps you should save that for ones who would benefit from such advice. Sideswipe is always getting into trouble.

Would hate for him to have irreparable damage.

You need not worry.

[perfavore]

You would know that struggle.

[A soft chuckle.]

[namesnotprowl]

Can't help it if I like a little carnage now and then. Not like I've been actively murderin' folks lately, though.

I forgot to warn you Starscream is a dick.

[inked_jet]

And you'd know...how?

Where have you been, Autobot? Skulking to protect your pretty armor?

Wouldn't have it any other way~ I just look at him as a snarky dorito

[perfavore]

Scusi, but some of us follow the orders of our commanders.

[He huffs. That's only SEMI-priority.]

I find importance in looking formal.

[perfavore]

How generous. What is the occasion?

[He folds his arms, wings twitching a bit.]

You meant 'SEXY' dorito

[inked_jet]

...and some of us are the commanders.

[Snoot.]

Yes, well, I shall allow you the pleasure of being a good looking corpse.

the sexiest dorito ever~

[perfavore]

Ahahaha!

If you can even scratch my finish~

[docbot]

[ Ratchet presses his fingers to the bridge of his nose. ]

Primus.

Not more of you.

[perfavore]

...You have problem?

[He folds his arms indignantly. Hello to you too, Ratchet.]

[lookatmyguns]

I'll give my damn advice to whoever I want to.

And I wasn't talking about Sideswipe, I was talking to you.

Don't do anything stupid.

[He's not above beating you up you know.]

[perfavore]

Be careful, old man. We wouldn't want to stress out your processor.

I will be careful. I always am.

[Give him credit! He's not BEE or SIDESWIPE.]

[namesnotprowl]

Oh, you know. End of an era, lot of bad politics where I'm at. Besides, it just isn't gettin' me anywhere, anymore.

[All of this accompanied by casual claw gestures like it's idle gossip.]

u jelly, grounder?

[inked_jet]

Tsk.

Flirting with me, Autobot?


[Plane beats car, Mirage.]

[perfavore]

[What are you going on about. Don't you stalk humans and bumblebees on a daily basis? Pardon him if he's a tad suspicious, narrowing one of his eyes.]

Is that so. I am assuming this only lasts until the back is exposed for a knife.

Bitch he is a ferrari /hand

[perfavore]

Do not give yourself such credit.

Your face is that of an orco.

[Pretty beats ugly, Starscream.]

[lookatmyguns]

[No, but you are you, and that's something.]

'Old man' my foot. I may not be young anymore, but I can still kick more ass than you ever could.

Try to stay in one piece you punkass Italian.

Starscream would like to inform you 'ferrari' is Italian for 'fat-ass'

[inked_jet]

So very, very brave from all the way over there.

Besides, you grounders have always had...perverse aesthetics.

Says the talking Dorito. You're just jealous of his luscious thighs.

[perfavore]

What was it that you stated? 'Cowards do survive'?

Hardly a glorifying statement.

...

I do not see any of your ground-based troops complaining.

[perfavore]

[That gets a chuckle out of him. Never change, Ironhide.]

Save it. I do not need reassurance. They will not even scratch my paint.

You're just jealous of his double jointed knees.

[inked_jet]

One must speak the language of one's audience.

[Urgh. Megatron. You had to bring that fool up? Starscream ran the Decepticon army for millenia in Megatron's absence. Megatron shows up, twice, and in the space of an hour causes mass casualties.]

[It's not cowardice to not want to die under an idiot's commands.]

Of course not. Because my troops have me to behold.