HALF A MONTH EARLY...

[cagastric]

Really?

[ he takes a drag, slowly, and holds it until he speaks again. ]

You are making mistake. Without job, what can be done?

[ shaking his head, nikolai taps some ash from the cigarette. ]

Bad idea. You should go back, now.

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WOOPS THAT TYPO LMAOFLSKD

[tofindthesun]

[hmmm.]

What sort of hobbies could you find in a place like that?

FIND SOME HOBBITS

[cagastric]

Don't know.

Magic. Counts as hobby. [ no, nikolai, you're thinking of stage magic. ]

WHAT SORT OF HOBBITS tears tears

[tofindthesun]

A difficult hobby. [woops tolkien magic misunderstanding.] Do try not to burn down a building.

THE MAFIYA ARE LOOKING FOR HOBBITS

[cagastric]

Am not so inept. [ mock indignation. ]

THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO ROSSIYA

[tofindthesun]

With magic, there are none more inept than we. [or you...]

REPEAT xINFINITY

[cagastric]

You grouping me and yourself together?

TO ROSSIYA TO ROSSIYA now dubstep it

[tofindthesun]

We are not wizards, so, yes. I am.

TH-THEY'RE TAKING THE HOB- HOB- HOBBITS TO ROSSSSSssss (BASS DROP)

[cagastric]

[ oh, actual wizards. ]

I was meaning sleight of hand. Better hobby.

TO ROSS-SSIYA /REWINDS i can't dubstep cries

[tofindthesun]

[oh yes, actual wizards. what kind of paltry magic are you talking about, nikolai.]

..I do not know of that sort of magic.

IT'S OKAY JUST OVERLAY SOME SOUND CLIPS.

[cagastric]

Like this. [ he takes out a pen from his pocket, spins it a few times so that legolas can see it. and then it seems to disappear! paltry magic indeed. nikolai is dexterous enough that his ability to do sleight-of-hand tricks is pretty good. ]

It is just for hobby. Will not set fire to building.

/SONY VEGASES IT

[tofindthesun]

[..PALTRY MAGIC parlor tricks!!]

It seems to be a rather.. pointless hobby. [SORRY just callin' it like it is. looks like.]

INSERT VOICE CLIP FROM AN OLD ASTROPHYSICS LECTURE

[cagastric]

All hobbies are.

[ PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. he shrugs. ]

What, you got suggestion?