inflaming mun's anxieties again?

[lokiofasgard]

Ohoho, look at you. Just look at you! Cowering like the simpering little whelp you truly are! Oh yes, that's right, go and crawl into the dark. Let me snipe from the sidelines until these words - these blades - snap your very legs clean and keel you into the dirt. I'll be here to drive you deeper down there, make no mistake.

Do it, I think I deserve the break! Some amusement in this paltry livelihood you've given me. [ he laughs coldly. ]

You are pitiful, mun, absolutely and irredeemably pitiful. Is not this what I have been telling you for months? You're useless, you've absolutely no ample command on me, my voice is but an alien tome to your ears. Of course, you'd persist though. Only you. And yet, here I am, crouched over your sobbing heap, laughing.

I may not be able to crawl up into you; coil around your spine and break it into pieces but they? Oh, they most certainly can. I'm just waiting for the sinew to sever and the boughs break completely.

And I'm going to love it so. Every second of it. Every iota of decay you show. Your broken edifice is indeed a marvel to be had...

Comments

[ironteen]

[SLOW CLAP.]

Wow, very dramatic. Are you trying out for a school play?

[lokiofasgard]

Rather a bit past your bed time, is it not, Stark?

[ironteen]

Bed times are for normal people. Not exactly my category.

[ex_intellects434]

Oh.

Shut. Up.

[lokiofasgard]

No, perhaps I should just put you to sleep myself.

Getting chivved, sounds much more "your category".

[lokiofasgard]

... No.

[ironteen]

Was that a threat? I couldn't tell, you don't seem to be very good at them.

[ex_intellects434]

Oh good.

You've lowered your decibel level.

[lokiofasgard]

'twas already low. Perhaps you shouldn't stand so close.

[ex_intellects434]

Yes. If by 'low', you mean 'obnoxiously loud'.

[lokiofasgard]

Callow snark. Not exactly the most mindful of remarks. [ eye roll. ]

I thought you more intelligent than this, Stark.

[lokiofasgard]

Sounds like you ought to have your ears seen to. [ shrugs; nonchalant. ]

[ex_intellects434]

At least you have stopped whining.

[lokiofasgard]

Oh? One down, one to go, then.

[ex_intellects434]

Hmm.

[pulls out datapad and starts punching in coordinates.]

[ironteen]

Yeah I'm pretty much a genius, you're right.

You're not really giving me much of a reason to put effort into the witty banter though.

[mischiefmade]

They do tend to forget that when a snake strikes it rarely misses.

[lokiofasgard]

It helps if you actually harbour the wit in the first place. Which, apparently you do not. Shame.

[lokiofasgard]

She'll come to rue dabbling where she should not, I'm sure.

Watching her crumble will suffice for now. In the end, it will be akin to putting a sick dog out of its misery.

[not_insane]

I know I have a flair for the dramatic but I really don't think I'm this terrible.

Even with whatever is influencing you and the Thor for my universe.

[ironteen]

Oooh, that one almost stung.

[lokiofasgard]

Try a twisted young mortal who derives no greater delight than when making you as miserable and as angry as possible.

She finds it fun, but she can't quite handle it in return. That's where it gets fun. Dramatic? True, but it burrows deep under her skin, just how I want it to.

[not_insane]

However if you break it down it is only slightly more eloquent than "Hulk Smash".

Perhaps your mundane should introduce him into her mind. Dr. Banner is always good for conversation and Hulk was good at even shutting Thor up.

[mischiefmade]

[This one releases a hearty laugh.]

Perhaps she shall see fit to thank you in the end.

[lokiofasgard]

[ he scoffs. ]

Introducing another into her headspace? I should be so lucky. She seems to devote time and thought only to me. Another young fellow I know little of complains so often of the attention he's deprived of. I hope one day her attention will shift, but it seems unlikely.