I blame others for enabling.

[side_kicking]

Ok...sooo...what even is this?

You don't really know the canon, and come on that's like the biggest mistake there. That's like one of Dr. D's not reading the instructions on the death ray kind of mistakes. But why should I stop there? Really, you have no clue how deep and nuanced a woman I really am.

How could you possibly even understand the beauty of the dark, abiding hate I have for Kim Possible? I hate her all the way to the end of her bouncy pony tail; which, I am telling you is totally hair extensions, swear to god.

I am a richly layered character with depth and personality and intelligence and you are...you.

Watch the show and then we can talk.

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[complains_about_lemons]

That only happened the one time, Shego.

[Crosses arms, petulantly, then stares at the screen]

And you! Yes, you, the only good redhead I know. Get on the canon. Some of my finest work in supervillainy in there, let alone getting to see Shego prove why we're the best double-act in the business today.

[side_kicking]

One time? Death-Ray...D-E-A-T-H R-A-Y, one time is all it takes, it sort of has finality all wrapped up in the name, Doc.

[*blink* Hey, don't blame me! I'm trying! You know what I'm working with here!]

Ha! That's tellin' her Boss, I'm sure she's quaking in fear.

Wait...no, no she's not.

You want me to send a little glowing green care package her way?

[complains_about_lemons]

Please, Shego, I make death rays all the time. They add on widgets you don't need all the time - the safety instructions are for novices.

Hey, you're the fear, I'm the brains. That's what we do. Well, ok, we're both smart, but you're the doom-by-hand one, I'm the world-domination part. Or something with better names, whatever.

And hey, it's your mundane. But my mundane thinks she's 'great' - his word, not mine - so...I dunno, give her a double dose just to annoy him?

[side_kicking]

Right, who needs safety? Might be why you have the nifty scar and I'm well...flawless.

Uh huh. You do know that your monologues are about the only thing with a worse track record then your actual attempts at world domination, right?

Great huh? You're worse off than I thought Doc. Double trouble in a lovely shade of green, coming up!

[Shego! Hey..we can be friends! Just stop with the glowing hands thing...SHEGO!]

Hey what do ya know? People really do make that Scooby Do noise when they run that fast.

2x Dr. D, it's your lucky day, Shego.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Your mun hasn't watched the show?

2x the D is 2x the D'AWESOME

[side_kicking]

Believe it or not, no. She has it on 'The List' of things she's getting but for now she's only read bios and quotes and what she's scrapped off youtube.

I already have her running scared though, so it should all shake out soon.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well then...

How does she like me?

[So conceited.]

[side_kicking]

Really? That's what you want to know?

[sigh and eye roll]

I gather she thinks you're funny and remind her of a cross between the Joker and Freakazoid.

[foxofinvertedcolor]

You're...a little mean, but to the point.

[side_kicking]

No, I'm a lot mean. But yes, I always get to the point.

[foxofinvertedcolor]

That wasn't that mean. It was reasonable though.

My mun plays the evil version of some guy you know sometimes.

[kimpossibletask]

You really think I wear extensions?

Get with the program, Shego.

[side_kicking]

Crap.

You?

Don't you have somewhere to be...trimming your pompons or something?

[kimpossibletask]

Didn't you get the memo? I stop you and Dr. D, finish my homework and make cheer practice.

All in the same day.

[ziver]

My mun has done that a few times -- not watched the show or read the book before taking on the muse. Oy. She's crazy like that. At least she knew about my canon before taking me on. But still, the point is, muns do not understand logic at all sometimes.

[side_kicking]

Logic is not this one's strong suit anyway. She has comic books on the brain and scifi and well whatever this one guy recommends she goes right out to watch or read or listen to. She's entirely too easily enabled.

She'd make a good sidekick though.

[ziver]

I think that my mun does not even know what logic is. She will get obsessed with something, then get into something else and be obsessed with both of them at the same time, then another thing comes up and blah blah blah. She needs to calm down and take it slower.

Sidekicks are good to have, though. They can back you up when you need it.

Mun is busy fanboying because dude, SHEGO. Muse on the other hand, could not possibly care less :|

[onethickskull]

Easy on the complainin, sweetheart. Most o' these mooks ain't too comfortable playin somebody other'n goody-goodies to begin with.

Last thing they need's reason to stay on the borin' side of the tracks.

Mun apologizes for any errors in the muse, she's very new, like 1 day new.

[side_kicking]

Don't I know it? It's all heroes and guys with freaky anime hair out there. But this lady seems to appreciate my humor and wit so hey, good start there. She's friends with someone who loved the series and told her I would be good for her, it is kinda nice, the thought of having my own henchman...woman..person. Minion.

S'cool, haven't really seen much of the show, since it's not on Netflix T-T

[onethickskull]

Tell me about it. This little nobody's plannin' on sending me to some multiverse-type game overflowin' with capes 'n do-gooders.

Not exactly a paradise for a guy like me. Specially since I don't have the Enforcers to take care o' the extra heat.

[halfspooky]

Deep and nuanced. Right. Snarky villain sidekick? You're totally breaking the mold.

[side_kicking]

Wow, sarcasm, never heard that before.

[halfspooky]

Obviously not, else you'd probably be better at it.

So Kim Possible, huh? What's her power? Standard superhero flight and super-strength or something more specialized?

[wallcrawler]

Well, she is compared to what I've gotta deal with. Closest thing to a sidekick I ever ran into was ol' flattop's Enforcers.

And lemme tell ya, you could not get any good banter out of those three.

[halfspooky]

But banter's the best part! Man, you need to come to my world and help out someday. My baddies love to talk.