I blame others for enabling.

[side_kicking]

Ok...sooo...what even is this?

You don't really know the canon, and come on that's like the biggest mistake there. That's like one of Dr. D's not reading the instructions on the death ray kind of mistakes. But why should I stop there? Really, you have no clue how deep and nuanced a woman I really am.

How could you possibly even understand the beauty of the dark, abiding hate I have for Kim Possible? I hate her all the way to the end of her bouncy pony tail; which, I am telling you is totally hair extensions, swear to god.

I am a richly layered character with depth and personality and intelligence and you are...you.

Watch the show and then we can talk.

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[complains_about_lemons]

That only happened the one time, Shego.

[Crosses arms, petulantly, then stares at the screen]

And you! Yes, you, the only good redhead I know. Get on the canon. Some of my finest work in supervillainy in there, let alone getting to see Shego prove why we're the best double-act in the business today.

[side_kicking]

One time? Death-Ray...D-E-A-T-H R-A-Y, one time is all it takes, it sort of has finality all wrapped up in the name, Doc.

[*blink* Hey, don't blame me! I'm trying! You know what I'm working with here!]

Ha! That's tellin' her Boss, I'm sure she's quaking in fear.

Wait...no, no she's not.

You want me to send a little glowing green care package her way?

[complains_about_lemons]

Please, Shego, I make death rays all the time. They add on widgets you don't need all the time - the safety instructions are for novices.

Hey, you're the fear, I'm the brains. That's what we do. Well, ok, we're both smart, but you're the doom-by-hand one, I'm the world-domination part. Or something with better names, whatever.

And hey, it's your mundane. But my mundane thinks she's 'great' - his word, not mine - so...I dunno, give her a double dose just to annoy him?

[side_kicking]

Right, who needs safety? Might be why you have the nifty scar and I'm well...flawless.

Uh huh. You do know that your monologues are about the only thing with a worse track record then your actual attempts at world domination, right?

Great huh? You're worse off than I thought Doc. Double trouble in a lovely shade of green, coming up!

[Shego! Hey..we can be friends! Just stop with the glowing hands thing...SHEGO!]

Hey what do ya know? People really do make that Scooby Do noise when they run that fast.

[complains_about_lemons]

Hey, they were still off the hook, Shego. Cool. Hip. Badass!

[Note villainous pose, then blinking in surprise]

Wow, they really do. That's...what even makes that sound effect?

[side_kicking]

Please stop, seriously, just stop. You're embarrassing us both.

I have no idea, but it's funny!

I could keep this up all day! She's been wanting more exercise anyway.

2x Dr. D, it's your lucky day, Shego.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Your mun hasn't watched the show?

[foxofinvertedcolor]

You're...a little mean, but to the point.

[complains_about_lemons]

I'm...not sure if you're helping her or torturing her. Or if that's even a dichotomy and not exactly the same thing in your head.

2x the D is 2x the D'AWESOME

[side_kicking]

Believe it or not, no. She has it on 'The List' of things she's getting but for now she's only read bios and quotes and what she's scrapped off youtube.

I already have her running scared though, so it should all shake out soon.

[side_kicking]

No, I'm a lot mean. But yes, I always get to the point.

[side_kicking]

The only person I torture around here is you, in the helpful way of course.

Her I'd just torture for fun.

[foxofinvertedcolor]

That wasn't that mean. It was reasonable though.

My mun plays the evil version of some guy you know sometimes.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well then...

How does she like me?

[So conceited.]

[side_kicking]

Really? That's what you want to know?

[sigh and eye roll]

I gather she thinks you're funny and remind her of a cross between the Joker and Freakazoid.

[side_kicking]

Oh yeah? Who is this evil-lite character?

[complains_about_lemons]

Yes, right, it's so helpful. I crave it every day.

[Said as he rolls his eyes, tilting his head from side to side, arms crossed.]

[foxofinvertedcolor]

Mun says his name is Ron.

[side_kicking]

You'd be lost without me, in fact remember that time I left? You were lost without me, literally. You called me for directions.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[He shrugs.]

What else would I want to know? I know what she thinks of you. I know what she thinks of me. Now all he needs is to watch the thing.

This is pretty much the same way my mun got started with me. Found some stuff on DeviantArt, thought it looked interesting, watched a couple of episodes and there you go. And we're still going strong six years later. Well, six years in a month.

[side_kicking]

Stoppable?

Zorpox?

[Ok, so she's looking uncomfortable now]

You...uh...play that guy?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Who?

[foxofinvertedcolor]

[Is this a problem Shego?]

You don't like him? [Someone obviously hasn't met him.]

[side_kicking]

Aww you have an anniversary, how cute! Six years is a good run though, I'll give you that. Mine's going more on like...six hours.

[foxofinvertedcolor]

Who what? Ron?