HH is everywhere now. Fuck.

[decapiter]

Goodness, Mundane. Your tumblr stalkers are relentless.

It must be the puffins.

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[decapiter]

[fuck you mang]

You can't get pregnant via fellatio, Elliot. Everyone knows that.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

Puffins are irresistable.

[decapiter]

If teddy bears were birds...

[horrorland]

Oh! I've seen many on this "tumblr" place! Or at least my writer has said so.

[ Don't mind mun she loves ur HH ]

But you, kind sir, are the most grand by far!! [ it's mun talking really ]

[decapiter]

[wat.... scream.]

You're mistaken. I'm the worst of my kind.

[ambiguouships]

They have no taste, irregardless.

[decapiter]

Don't you love the fact that I'm multiplying?

[ambiguouships]

Like a little fungus.

[decapiter]

I'm like an unsightly wart on your favorite little fingers.

[ambiguouships]

But I think I chop that finger off before it grows.

[decapiter]

Can I keep that finger?

[ambiguouships]

No, I'll give it to Vincent, my loyal servant.

[decapiter]

Can I have your other fingers?

[ambiguouships]

Only when they are laced around that scrawny neck of yours.

[decapiter]

That sounds beautiful, my Queen.

1/2

[ambiguouships]

 

2/3 I lied. >:

[ambiguouships]

Whatever else I can say of you, HH, you are one of a kind.

[ambiguouships]

Only you are so relentless in your depravity that you make a gasping and groping sadistic pedophile goat-fucker shudder.

[decapiter]

Which is why all other disgusting mirrors must be put down with a gun placed at the back of their heads.

[He cackles.]

I deserve a medal! Or a kiss.

[ambiguouships]

You deserve nothing but pity that you should be locked up for your own safety.

[decapiter]

You'd miss me too much.