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[ironhook]

And so, we meet again.

What wretched and fantastical plans have you for me this time, my dear? I warn you, despite how long it has been since I've ventured from the Neverland, Hook still does not play well with others.

Comments

[barebacking]

Hardly reason not to start.

[ironhook]

I'm afraid I'm not very interested.

[barebacking]

And why would that be?

[ironhook]

A man must find his amusement somewhere.

[firstlaugh]

It's not like anyone would want to play with you anyway.

[ironhook]

Well I certainly didn't invite you along, did I?

[thimblekisses]

It shouldn't hurt you to at least try.

[ironhook]

On the contrary, the effort may just give me an ulcer. And what sort of untimely end would that be for the great Captain Hook?

[thimblekisses]

Well, it certainly wouldn't be a very climactic one, but I doubt simple play would be much of a cause.

[ironhook]

Ah, that is where our differences lie, little Wendy.

A pirate's play is nothing like that of a child's.

[hangedmanstree]

Captain Hook cannot play at all.

[ironhook]

Perhaps it is too complicated for a boy of such simple mind to understand.

[madcuriosity]

Will you be alright, Captain?

[ironhook]

But of course.

[madcuriosity]

Well, I'm quite glad for that. Wouldn't do for a pirate captain to be unwell.

[ironhook]

It is, most often, those who cross me who tend to be unwell, my dear girl.

[never_grewup]

Well, if it isn't Captain Codfish.

[ironhook]

Pan.

[never_grewup]

Aren't you looking old, James Hook?

[neverspring]

If you don't play with others, how do you get any fun at all?

[ironhook]

I said play well, child. Not that I did not play at all.

[neverspring]

Hmm~. It still sounds boring if you're a good player. Who is the child?

[gunnerbrat]

Begging your pardon Cap'n, but is your mun one of the types who enjoys a bit of conflict?

[ Might as well address him the same way he would his own Captain Hook.]

[ironhook]

[gee you seem familiar.]

Yes, indeed. I imagine it's the reason we get on as we do.

[gunnerbrat]

[ He may be a bit smaller and younger than his counterpart. There's also the complete lack of tattoos.]

It's good to have a mun that understands you, sir.