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And so, we meet again.

What wretched and fantastical plans have you for me this time, my dear? I warn you, despite how long it has been since I've ventured from the Neverland, Hook still does not play well with others.

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Hardly reason not to start.

I'm afraid I'm not very interested.

And why would that be?

It's not like anyone would want to play with you anyway.

It shouldn't hurt you to at least try.

Captain Hook cannot play at all.

A man must find his amusement somewhere.

Well I certainly didn't invite you along, did I?

On the contrary, the effort may just give me an ulcer. And what sort of untimely end would that be for the great Captain Hook?

Perhaps it is too complicated for a boy of such simple mind to understand.

Well, it certainly wouldn't be a very climactic one, but I doubt simple play would be much of a cause.

Ah, that is where our differences lie, little Wendy.

A pirate's play is nothing like that of a child's.

Like in what?

Will you be alright, Captain?

I live a life of piracy. Surely you can see where the two ideals collide.

But of course.

Well, I'm quite glad for that. Wouldn't do for a pirate captain to be unwell.

It is, most often, those who cross me who tend to be unwell, my dear girl.

Are there many of them, Captain?

I suppose it would be difficult for a pirate to be able to enjoy the simple life... when they have been living one that is far more exciting.

Well, if it isn't Captain Codfish.

If you don't play with others, how do you get any fun at all?

Quite.

Oh, very many. Most of whom have suffered a most gruesome death at my hook.

Well, I do hope you can find somewhere that is fun and exciting.

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