That one time, in Amsterdam...

[centeroftheweb]

Dear Mun,

Your fascination with that one particular event, is all out of proportion to its actual importance. And beyond that, it is not something I really wish to consider in depth.

It is no where near as amusing as you believe it to be.

-Ray

Comments

[centeroftheweb]

Well, no, I suppose I didn't. Would have been nice if your little guard dog had had more of interest in his wallet however.

[population_ctrl]

... is that some sort of perverse metaphor?

[centeroftheweb]

No, I mean I stole his wallet after I fucked him.

1/2

[population_ctrl]

[population_ctrl]

So your taste is bad. Don't flaunt it.

[centeroftheweb]

Trust me. I don't wish to. My mun however, finds it greatly amusing.

[population_ctrl]

You could have left him your number at least. He was very distraught.

[centeroftheweb]

My heart bleeds.

[population_ctrl]

He's useless. Don't worry about it.

[centeroftheweb]

Aw, but he's such an ernest little guard dog. And without a master, someone will have to put him down.

[population_ctrl]

Well. I know how to shoot a cur.

[centeroftheweb]

Oh, I thought that was what you kept him around for.

[population_ctrl]

As a luxury, Monsieur.

[centeroftheweb]

Fair enough. Though I would be happy to have him put down if need be.

[population_ctrl]

Oh? At what price?

[centeroftheweb]

To get him out of my hair? Gratis.

[population_ctrl]

Tempting.

[centeroftheweb]

Unsurprising. Well. The offer stands.

[dealwith_them]

STFU, JL.

[population_ctrl]

No.

[dealwith_them]

You know the price once you fucking screw up, bro?

[population_ctrl]

Do control your own screwing, Marcel.

[dealwith_them]

Don't fucking start on me.

[population_ctrl]

I'd rather not, no.

[dealwith_them]

[Stepping closer. Clooooose.]

Watch your mouth, shitwit. Daddy says.