That one time, in Amsterdam...

[centeroftheweb]

Dear Mun,

Your fascination with that one particular event, is all out of proportion to its actual importance. And beyond that, it is not something I really wish to consider in depth.

It is no where near as amusing as you believe it to be.

-Ray

Comments

[population_ctrl]

I'm sure you didn't suffer.

[centeroftheweb]

Well, no, I suppose I didn't. Would have been nice if your little guard dog had had more of interest in his wallet however.

[population_ctrl]

... is that some sort of perverse metaphor?

[centeroftheweb]

No, I mean I stole his wallet after I fucked him.

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[population_ctrl]

[population_ctrl]

So your taste is bad. Don't flaunt it.

[centeroftheweb]

Trust me. I don't wish to. My mun however, finds it greatly amusing.

[population_ctrl]

You could have left him your number at least. He was very distraught.

[centeroftheweb]

My heart bleeds.

[population_ctrl]

He's useless. Don't worry about it.

[centeroftheweb]

Aw, but he's such an ernest little guard dog. And without a master, someone will have to put him down.

[population_ctrl]

Well. I know how to shoot a cur.

[centeroftheweb]

Oh, I thought that was what you kept him around for.

[dealwith_them]

What happens in Amsterdam, honey.

[centeroftheweb]

Stays in Amsterdam? Oh hardly.

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[dealwith_them]

[Eyeing the conversation above.]

[dealwith_them]

If he makes me suffer, you'll suffer bad.

[centeroftheweb]

Have to find me first. You're still not having much luck with that are you?

[dealwith_them]

She tells me I get to torture some Asian kid, so I'll have my fun.

[centeroftheweb]

Aw, then how will I pick up Korean? Granted, all I was learning was 'learn to play noob', but it is a start...

[dealwith_them]

Learn the fucking lingo, fag. I'm taking you down and your arse is gonna be a crater first.

[centeroftheweb]

As I said. Gotta find me first. And there are much bigger dogs than you looking.

[dealwith_them]

My pack's got its shit ton of wolves. Big guys, you know.

[centeroftheweb]

Yes well. When you can go up against both the US and Chinese governments, maybe I'll start to worry.

Maybe.

[dealwith_them]

We fucking own the US government.