Luceti Fourth Wall 28/29 January!

[mikangirl]

Are you nuts?  Life is chaotic enough without this stupid event.  Can't you just have me kidnapped before it starts?  And don't give me that innocent look.  I got overrun with trolling mundanes the first time this happened, and the second time I got Arlong.  ...well, some weird doped up surfer version of him anyway.  Still sucked.  

Nope.  I'm not playing.  I have nefarious plots to carry out and I don't need the distraction.

...what do you mean other people can see this?

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[mikangirl]

Oh! Is the safe full of money?

[goldenglasses]

It's my mun we're talking about here. Do you really think she'd give any of this a silver lining?

[mikangirl]

No. She's as bad as mine. Eesh.

Well, it could be worse. That first time round, I nearly died.

[goldenglasses]

Huh, mine hasn't nearly been as bad as THAT.

[In fact, he gets donuts a lot.]

[mikangirl]

Mine either. She just ran around with talking toaster last year, as I understand. Vash, my mun is someone who pretends she's a toaster.

No, that was how I met Hazama for the first time. And promptly forgot.

[goldenglasses]

Mine thought she was some dude who gave out hamburgers and a blue monster that rides on a cow.

Too bad I couldn't get Sanji in a dress twice with this memory loss.

[mikangirl]

...wait, that was your hamburger guy? Or your mun's? You tell her those hamburgers sucked.

[goldenglasses]

Well, I got tagged by him too. She was trying to hide the fact that it was her when she made some spelling mistakes in her tags.

I don't think that worked at all... Man he was creepy.

[mikangirl]

Heh. Still better than a jerk with a knife who tries to kill you stone dead.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, much better. I'm glad you're alright.

[mikangirl]

Oh. Yeah, I was fine. I'd have liked to remember it happened, though. [Would have made Hazama's real arrival THAT MUCH EASIER DX]

[goldenglasses]

Hahha. Yeah. I'm sure that would have made meeting that guy the second time easier. [No, he's not reading your mind. OR IS HE!?]

[mikangirl]

At least we'd have been better prepared.

[The honest response would have been: we'd have just kicked his ass at the very beginning. But one does not say these things to certain people.]

[goldenglasses]

Why CAN'T we remember half of this stuff. Do they really think it will blow our minds that badly? [Sometimes.]

[mikangirl]

Oh, trust me, it can make you prone to your brain leaking out your ears. YOu just wait until you have a mun come along and narrate to you what you're doing at some other point on the same day in another "post".

[goldenglasses]

I'd rather not. How about we just completely skip this fourth wall thing?

[mikangirl]

Well, that was my general idea. At least my mun has compromised. She's going to kidnap me during it.

[This lineface. It says some compromise.]

[goldenglasses]

That doesn't sound like a very good compromise!

[mikangirl]

Well, I guess I don't mind so much this time. I mean... it'll be good for Bellemere-san. I think.

[goldenglasses]

How will that be good for her!?

[mikangirl]

She'll get to see me as a kid again. You know...how she remembers me to begin with.

[goldenglasses]

Oh, I see. Yeah... that might be nice for her. [He wonders if Rem would have liked to see something like that.]

[mikangirl]

Mmm.

Sanji-kun's being kidnapped too, you know. So I guess you'll see both of us as kids.

[goldenglasses]

Sanji's going to be a kid too? Great, he'll be too short to reach my head for a bit! Hm, although he'll be the perfect height to reach.... ugh.

[mikangirl]

[...her imagination. Does not finish that sentence well.]

Do I want to know.