maybe ataraxion

[grizzlies]

Space? Well shit, that's one place I haven't been to. You sure hauling me up there's a good idea? I don't think it comes with a hunting reserve, if you know what I mean.

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best. idea. ever.

[manipulativni]

The worse the idea is, the better when it comes to this crowd.

i like to think so

[grizzlies]

There's a crowd? How big of a crowd we talking?

i am picturing rosalie and katherine as bffs

[manipulativni]

Depends on which crowd. There's the general crowd of this place and the crowd that's already in space. I presume the latter is the one you'd be more interested in.

#things i need in my life

[grizzlies]

You could sell me on space. Or sell her on space.

[manipulativni]

You're talking to the wrong person if you're trying to get me to sell you on this god-awful place, but the people there are...well, interesting. Good to get in with.

[grizzlies]

I'm a social guy. I'd make friends.

[precogged]

Mmm. No, it doesn't.

[grizzlies]

But it should still happen, right? Or is it the kind of bad idea that means we have to skip town?

[precogged]

Oh, a little bit of both. I think it could be fun, don't you? Think of it -- space!

[grizzlies]

I know I'd find a way to have fun. There's gotta be some cool stuff to do up there.

[acleanmonster]

That's going to go over well.

[grizzlies]

I thought you of all people'd go ga-ga over space.

[acleanmonster]

Yeah, and dinosaurs look interesting in the movies, but it doesn't mean you see me hopping in with some velociraptors.

I wasn't talking about space.

[grizzlies]

What were you talking about then?

[acleanmonster]

[ emmett pls ]

What are there, a couple of cats there? What are you even going to do?

[grizzlies]

I can be resourceful.

[ lol no he can't. ]

[acleanmonster]

You can be resourceful.

[ seriously bro who are we fooling right now ]

[ is it you ]

Okay, indulge me. What grandiose plans will you unleash?

[grizzlies]

Jasper and I have decided I'm taking up painting.

[ GRAND. PLANS. ]

[acleanmonster]

[ you assbutt I'M THE BROODING ARTIST IN THIS FAMILY OKAY you can't take this from me ]

Painting what, the cruel, varying landscape of the chrome and steel?

[grizzlies]

I don't have to do landscapes. I've got a whole lifetime of experience to put to paper.

[acleanmonster]

Yeah, and then some.

I shudder to think what other arrivals were met at before this one. Poetry, perhaps. Spontaneous portrait photography.

[ instagram pictures of feet and hands like edward probably does lbh ]

[grizzlies]

Hey, I'll be doing them a favor. I could do murals or whatever.

[acleanmonster]

Probably. But whether they're any good will be the running subject of debate.

[grizzlies]

I like a good debate. And it'll give the guys up there something to do.

why would you do this

[pathokinesis]

It'd be a sight to behold, that's for sure.

[ 'emmett in space' is a funny idea, okay. a much more amusing subject than that of ... how the fuck we would feed on the tranquility. ]

i think the real question is why not.

[grizzlies]

Right? Even Alice thinks it's a good idea.

[ get out with your logic. ]

because X(((

[pathokinesis]

[ no he won't get out with his logic, this is important. do you want him to eat people

do you. ]

Wait for just a while. She might change her mind about that.

[ he's pretty sure she will if she sees the future having him on the ship will bring. ]

no excuses

[grizzlies]

There's gotta be other hobbies to have, right?

[ jasper we gotta get you into aa ]

[pathokinesis]

[ don't make fun of his issues that's just rude ok ]

Will you be growing plants?

[ might be distracting if that's what you meant ... there is like a gigantic greenhouse available ]

[grizzlies]

[ actually it's called an intervention!! ]

Nah, that was always Esme's thing, and Edward was into the piano. Maybe I'll like, take up painting. Or sculpting.

[pathokinesis]

[ sure your intentions are good ]

Painting.

Are you sure you know the right way to hold a brush? [ teehee ]

[grizzlies]

[ excuse u rood ]

It's art. You can hold it however you want.

[ready2go]

What's wrong with your eyes?

[grizzlies]

Nothing. What's wrong with your eyes?

[ maturity ]

[ready2go]

They're fine. Why are you so pale?

( Derp bullying is fun. )

[grizzlies]

[ omg rude ]

I have sensitive skin. What's with the Spanish Inquisition?

[ready2go]

Are you a demon?

( Ignoring everything. )

[grizzlies]

No. Are you?

[ TECHNICALLY NOT A LIE!! ]

[ready2go]

Nope, I'm an angel.

[grizzlies]

Where's your wings?

hence pay attention to stocking

[ready2go]

Do you really want me to show you?

( Eye roll and cue the music. )

[gravestone]

It's definitely not a good idea.

[grizzlies]

It could be a good idea.