Voice Testing~

[chest_rubber]

Oh, oh! Are you really picking me for a game?

Oh. My. God!

I mean, some of those games you're in are really scary, but those are the games that Sam's in, right? As long as Sam's there, I'll be fine. And he really needs me, you know. I have all the books memorized, and he needs to know everything!

...

What do you mean Sam's not in the game you're considering me for?

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Forgive me, I couldn't resist

[diana_abel]

Wait...you know Sam? How do you know Sam?

It's fine!

[chest_rubber]

I guess you could say I'm a fan. Well, more than a fan. I'm going to marry him one day.

[diana_abel]

Um...does he know that?

[chest_rubber]

No, but I have our wedding all planned out. It's going to be beautiful!

[diana_abel]

Right...

Well, that's good to keep in mind for the future.

[chest_rubber]

It is! I don't have a date set yet, but it's going to happen.

So, how do you know Sam?

[diana_abel]

Um...

We're kinda...

...dating.

[chest_rubber]

... what?!

[Becky looks horrified.]

[diana_abel]

Sorry? He, uh, didn't mention any secret fiances.

[chest_rubber]

But, he... what?

[Error. Error. Does not compute.]

[diana_abel]

My friend Bonnie set us up back in November...

[chest_rubber]

... but that's not...

[Deflated.]

[diana_abel]

Oh! Oh! Please don't be sad!

[chest_rubber]

... but I can't be with Sam now.

[Sigh.]

But you seem nice, and he's nice. And sweet. And tall.

[diana_abel]

Yeah. He's really tall. I have to wear heels.

If it makes you feel any better, he has a lot of issues.

Btw, what did you mean when you said you were a fan?

[chest_rubber]

Yeah...

Oh! Yeah, I already knew that. It's in the books. There's this guy, Chuck Shurley. He had the pen name Ben Edlund and he wrote all the Supernatural books. Chuck's a prophet, so he saw Dean and Sam's life and wrote it all down. The books are super awesome. You should check them out sometime.

[diana_abel]

Chuck Shurley? We had a guy with that name living in Bete Noire for awhile.

Funny. Sam never said anything about that.

[chest_rubber]

Isn't he great?

Really? Maybe you should ask him about that. I'm sure he would tell you if you asked.

[diana_abel]

Maybe. I dunno. Sam gets weird about back-home-stuff.

[chest_rubber]

Oh... do you guys not talk about anything like that?

[diana_abel]

Between you and me, lately, most of our conversations involve him begging me not to let him hurt anyone.

[chest_rubber]

... but Sam's so nice, why would he do that? I mean, there was that character arc where he thought he was a freak, but even then he wouldn't hurt anyone.

[diana_abel]

Oh, it's this whole stupid thing. He kinda got turned into a vampire. Long story. We're working to fix it.

[chest_rubber]

What? But he knows how to fight vampires. How could he get turned into one?

[diana_abel]

Ugh. The city decided to play Freaky Friday with him and Salvatore the Ass.

You know...not all vampires are bad.