Voice Testing~

[chest_rubber]

Oh, oh! Are you really picking me for a game?

Oh. My. God!

I mean, some of those games you're in are really scary, but those are the games that Sam's in, right? As long as Sam's there, I'll be fine. And he really needs me, you know. I have all the books memorized, and he needs to know everything!

...

What do you mean Sam's not in the game you're considering me for?

Comments

[diana_abel]

Chuck Shurley? We had a guy with that name living in Bete Noire for awhile.

Funny. Sam never said anything about that.

[chest_rubber]

Isn't he great?

Really? Maybe you should ask him about that. I'm sure he would tell you if you asked.

[diana_abel]

Maybe. I dunno. Sam gets weird about back-home-stuff.

[chest_rubber]

Oh... do you guys not talk about anything like that?

[diana_abel]

Between you and me, lately, most of our conversations involve him begging me not to let him hurt anyone.

[chest_rubber]

... but Sam's so nice, why would he do that? I mean, there was that character arc where he thought he was a freak, but even then he wouldn't hurt anyone.

[diana_abel]

Oh, it's this whole stupid thing. He kinda got turned into a vampire. Long story. We're working to fix it.

[chest_rubber]

What? But he knows how to fight vampires. How could he get turned into one?

[diana_abel]

Ugh. The city decided to play Freaky Friday with him and Salvatore the Ass.

You know...not all vampires are bad.

[chest_rubber]

Oh... how did it do that? Was there some kind of magical thing or maybe a spell of some kind? I can't think of anything that would do that.

... really?

[diana_abel]

No clue. Ouija magic isn't my area of expertise.

And...

[A flash of fangs]

Really.

[chest_rubber]

Oh. I guess that's something you could ask Sam and Dean. And if they didn't know, there's always Bobby.

[Surprise.]

... you're a vampire?

[diana_abel]

Well, yeah...

I mean...

That's why...

...the teeth.

[chest_rubber]

... you didn't turn him did you?

[diana_abel]

What!?! Ew! No!

[chest_rubber]

Sorry! I just wanted to make sure!

[diana_abel]

Far as I know, that was the handiwork of the city and the Italian Stallion. One Damon di Salvatore.

[chest_rubber]

Oh. Are you and Sam going to hunt him down?

[diana_abel]

The thought occurred to me. But the thing is, his wife is this uber powerful witch who might actually be able to fix things.

Don't think she'd want to help if we kill off her hubby.

[chest_rubber]

Wait, so you have to deal with another monster to get him back to normal? That's stupid.

[diana_abel]

...witches aren't monsters.

[chest_rubber]

The witches at home are monsters.

[diana_abel]

Wow. No offense, but it sounds like your world kinda sucks.

[chest_rubber]

I know. Supernatural being really made it cooler, but even then the place is not great at all.

[diana_abel]

I'm sorry.