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[sleightofhearts]

Hai, hai, miss mundane...








If you must take me from somewhere, might I suggest not calling it "the point in which Tyki was scraped off of the wall"?

I'm not sure I agree with the implications.

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[fightingblind]

Oh, but it has such a lovely ring to it~ [Grinning.] Besides, you need to be knocked down a peg or two, such a "demeaning" title might just do the trick.

[sleightofhearts]

A shame you haven't an eye for the Tease to take, Blindfold.






Your tongue will have to do.

[fightingblind]

Tavor. And they're still there. [They're just...sightless. Bandages aren't as quite unnerving as blank and milky green eyes.]

Though I'd rather keep my tongue, freedom of speech.

[sleightofhearts]

But it wouldn't be nearly as satisfying to listen to them pop.

My, my, then, if it is so important to you, might I recommend not egging her on?

[fightingblind]

I've heard enough things pop, thanks.

Referring to yourself in the third person and opposite gender now are you? New low.

[suchselfishness]

... Well, you were very intimate with that wall.

[ And Apocryphos. That was cozy. ]

[sleightofhearts]

..... you too?

[>8]

[suchselfishness]

Perhaps you should have done a better job keeping him from Allen.

[ Just sayin'. ]

[sleightofhearts]

Perhaps you should have avoided eating all that candy.

[Hey, two can play at that game.]

[suchselfishness]

[ Wow, rude. Are you calling her fat, Tyki? ]

I was fast enough to keep Apocryphos from killing him. More than I can say for you. Shouldn't you be a bit faster, from all that jumping onto trains?

[monocle]

Would you prefer they go back to referring it to "after the da~shing Tyki was walled by the naughty Apocryphos in a stunningly erotic way"?

I quite like the implications, if we're entirely honest.

[sleightofhearts]

[...








No, he can play this off. He can do this.]









I'm not sure if I should be flattered or frightened, perhaps it would be better to not mention it at all.



It isn't like that was what happened, anyway.

[monocle]

So tell me what did happen, dear brother. [TELL IT IN GREAT DETAIL.]

[sleightofhearts]

Not that.

[monocle]

[tsk, tsk.] Well, if you won't say then I suppose I will just have to imagine.

[timaeus_testified]

What would you rather she have said you got hip to hip with the holy land? Or laid back and thought of England? There's the ever fuckin' popular all he needed now was the lube.

That icon, omg.

[sleightofhearts]

I would rather to have continued my nap and not made to think about it at all.

I have a lot worse.

[timaeus_testified]

That's not something that can be helped. They have their fingers on our strings. With one little tug you're up and walking.

.... SCREAM

[sleightofhearts]

And jumping around like a trained monkey for their sick entertainment... it's a sad, sad life.

[Cigarette, get.]

[roseinpromenade]

[Why, no, she isn't laughing. She's giggling.]

Can't say I blame you on that one. Jilted lover or something?

[sleightofhearts]

[Oh come now. Of all people, he would have thought you would pity him at least a little.]

..... quite the opposite.

[roseinpromenade]

[Hey now, she does. A bit. But he's got that sulky cat look going on and it's kind of nice to revel in his discomfiture.]

Ah, too enthusiastic? Can't say I'm too surprised. What'd you do to deserve it?

[sleightofhearts]

[... glad to see his discomfiture entertains you, Asellus. You will not be getting any whisky next time.]

Why nothing, would you believe it. The thing just attacked like a rabid animal, and I was the only man who could stop it.

[... lmao that's totally not what happened.]

[luxuresombre]

[...Sympathetic look.]

[phaseshifts]

They're so pesky across the board.