Heavy isn't impressed.

[cowardkillingmachine]

So, little girl thinks she has what it takes to be good Heavy?

HAH! You too kind, too weak and puny. Not bad, but not right for job. Go back to those other babies you have in your head and let big men do the killing, da?

Is not good idea for you to learn about vor either. Too much blood for you. I do not like talking about them either. Go home and study instead, get degree, good job. Better for you. Me?

[There's a familiar whirl in the background as Natascha starts up and a small smirk appears on his face.]

Is hunting time for Heavy.

COME OUT RED COWARDS.

Comments

[gotyourbones]

Comrade!

[cowardkillingmachine]

Doctor!

[A man he'll never get tired of seeing. Heavy places his weapon gently on a table (the poor table creaks dangerously, but doesn't break) before he heads over and gives the German a hearty thump on the back.)

Is good to see you! Hope REDs have not been giving too much trouble. You are fine, da?

[gotyourbones]

[Not stumbling forward at the pat on the back is a simple testament to prachice.]

Zhey have been having trouble from me, friend! Even zheir Heavy, und you know how zhat is even for you.

[fullycharged]

I am not afraid of you, BLU.

[cowardkillingmachine]

Big words from little lady with no Heavy. But that is not strange; he is coward.

We doing this, da?

[And by this, he swings the giant gun that's been whirling in his hands, ready to let loose a torrent of bullets.]

I give no mercy to women.

You made me bring him out of retirement, congrats~

[sandvich_good]

Well, look who finally decided to show up, da?

[RED looks pretty damn amused.]

GASP! Where have you beeeeeeeen~

[cowardkillingmachine]

Was too busy killing REDs at Frontier. Then little girl thought would be fun to bring me here.

Getting new hats for him. Stylish Heavy is best Heavy~

[sandvich_good]

Oh? Is possible, place certainly entertaining enough.

Better now, have been bored with all these tiny cowards. Is nice to have some challenge.

[crediting]

[ ahahahahhhhahahahahahahahhahaaah ]

I love hunting time.

[cowardkillingmachine]

[Woah, female Heavy!! He's never seen one before. Still, she likes hunting? Heavy gives out a hearty laugh and sets his gun down.]

Good, good. I have never seen Heavy weapons girl before, but is good. What base are you from?

[crediting]

Nucleus. Just finished off burning red witch before being "picked up" — [ she ends up laughing just a little more ] — am not impressed by own little lady so far.

Not everyone can be good Heavy, da?

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell you haff nicht given her much time to prove herself.

[cowardkillingmachine]

No time for men like us, Doctor, or else boss lady will start screaming at us again. Very noisy too.

[Have a nice clap on the back.]

Is good to see you, eventhough you are not my Doctor. Where is your Heavy?

[pocketsurgeon]

[He staggers, but doesn't fall over.]

Still at Coldfront I believe. It ist just me und several Snipers at ze game I am at.

Oh, zere ist a Pyro now too. Ja. But it's not much of a team, really.

[hasstandards]

[Or how about he hides instead? Over in that shed over there. He's taking his rifle with him.]

[cowardkillingmachine]

[Awww Sniper, don't be afraid. Heavy just wants to hug you till he crushes every fibre of your body.]

[hasstandards]

[That's one of the many, many things he's sure he doesn't want in life. He likes his spine in one piece, thank you.]

[not_onyourside]

[Aw, no Medic for him to terrify and then stab? Where's the fun in that?]

I do not zhink zhat ees how you get zhe REDs to come out and play.

[cowardkillingmachine]

It works. You are here.

[And Natascha's all spun up and blasting bullets at Spy. Fun fact: this Heavy HATES Spies with a passion.]

[not_onyourside]

[Such is life for a Spy.]

I am always here.

[Cloaking and running like a boss. But he can't dodge every two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridge firing at ten thousand rounds per minute. Because that's a whole lot of bullets.

Have one blinking RED Spy, crawling away, bleeding and regretting the fact that he sometimes doesn't think about the consequences of his actions.]

Forget Pyro-vision. He has Scout-Vision

[bring_the_beatdown]

Oh oh oh! I know this one!

They're all hiding on account of me beating in their skulls with my bat. It was awesome, you should have been there big guy. I like did this awesome flip right onto their Medic and BAM, right in the face, and then I kicked him into their Spy. Then I shot Pyro's tank and everyone blew up. It was great.

Then I walked away all in slow motion without looking back.

Best vision ever. Everything's bonked!

[cowardkillingmachine]

[He's...just going to incline his head and look at Scout confused.]

Why you walk slowly? Little rabbit forgot how to run?

And he's 70% even more awesomer!

[bring_the_beatdown]

No no no. That's what you do! You walk away from explosions really slow to prove you're not scared! It makes you cool.

[notintehkitchen]

I'm not a coward! Watch your mouth!

[cowardkillingmachine]

Then come! Prove it, little girl.

[Natascha's having a fun time today. Look at her go as she fires off at the Pyro.]