Mild spoilers for last night's episode

[heykirkwastheman]

Mun,

We're back to this again? Is this going to happen every time you watch a new episode? I'm not sure the others around here are going to appreciate it.

Yes, you're right. I looked pretty damn good last night. But when don't I?

No, just...enough, we aren't talking about how 'cute Mike was' or how 'sad Louis was', I could care less. You aren't going to draw me into this conversation so you can just... drop it now and save yourself the embarrassment.

...

I'm finished talking. We aren't having this discussion again.

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[yourflyisunzipped]

But Louis is always a little sad. And Mike is usually pretty cute. Not that these things aren't good to notice from time to time.

[Nope, nothing about Harvey looking good.]

[heykirkwastheman]

Which would only argues my point that I will not be drawn into a conversation about the obvious.

[Of course, not Donna. That would be unprofessional of you. Besides, he knows he looks good.]

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Oh yeah, that's why. Nothing to do with not feeding the ego monster

She gives a little theater gasp]

You think Mike is cute?

[heykirkwastheman]

[Mentally facepalming.]

I don't think Mike is cute... My mun does and please, lets not get her started. I'm fairly sure you won't like it.

[yourflyisunzipped]

[She doesn't quite preen but she definitely looks pleased.]

Why wouldn't I like it? We seem to have a lot in common already.

[heykirkwastheman]

[He sort of hates you right now.

Only he doesn't.. not really.]

Okay, so I won't like it and for that reason you aren't getting details.

[yourflyisunzipped]

[That's okay, she loves her right now. It's all good. Yeah, Donna loves you too, Harvey]

You do realize that, here at least, you don't run everything? I can have my mun ask your mun. It's all backchannel plots and plans, Harvey.

[Says the new kid to the headspace.]

[heykirkwastheman]

[That's good for her. <3

He raises a brow.]

She says she can make me say and do anything she wants me to.. Shit... [Harvey glares.]

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Isn't it? And she doesn't look at all smug right now. She tempers it though and nods.]

That's kind of how this whole muse thing works.

[heykirkwastheman]

It might be, but that doesn't mean I have to like it..

[yourflyisunzipped]

From what I hear they like it better when we don't.

[heykirkwastheman]

Fantastic.

[yourflyisunzipped]

Oh, come on, Harvey. It doesn't have to be bad. She hasn't even sent you anywhere yet, right? No sex islands or space travel or underworlds. That's something.

[See? Buck up, Harv. Things could be worse.]

[heykirkwastheman]

...Thankfully, no, nothing like that.

[Lucky for him his mun is taking the summer off, but she does have one slot left on the sex island if--when she goes back. #HersIsAnEvilLaugh]

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Donna will just nod as though this proves her point entirely.

She'll just be ignoring the fact that if he ends up on the sex island now he's probably going to blame her]

So, compared to some of the other detainees, you've got it pretty easy. Listen to some weekly oohs and ahhs, awe her with that Specter wit, and then do whatever it is you do up there when she's not paying attention to you.

[heykirkwastheman]

[Oh yes, he will blame her forever.]

If you say so. If 'having it easy' means having to bear the brunt of my mun's unhealthy desire for seeing me naked with Mike.

My net died on me. The bastard.

[yourflyisunzipped]

[She'll be practicing her innocent look.

There's a pause and then she nods sagely. Donna Paulsen, ever wise.]

Ah, slash. I see you don't spend much time on the internet.

/pet pet

[heykirkwastheman]

[ He is immune to that look..

Have his neutral lawyer face.]

I'm entirely too busy trolling 4chan.

No, I don't spend much time on the internet... My mun on the other hand...

Entirely different story, it's almost sad.

/is comforted

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Don't make her pull out the big guns.

Both brows lift in a look of surprise and she snaps her fingers.]

I should have known. Are you fuzzywuzzy232?

[She grins.]

These muns live their lives on the internet. Which is pretty amazing, really, considering many of them have actual jobs and families.

And of course I just sort of vanished after last weeks episode.

[heykirkwastheman]

[Don't you dare.

Flatly.]

You caught me.

[He shakes his head and pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Great.

Why is it not Thursday yet? Why can't it be a *year* of Thursdays?

[yourflyisunzipped]

[Just remember her parents in your condo.

Donna lets out a low whistle.]

Kinky.

[She smirks and gives him a pointed look.]

Don't worry, Harvey. The way I hear it, there's far more of a chance of her playing with the idea of playing you than actually playing you.

[Which is why she's so very relaxed about the whole thing, obviously.]

Because they want to /kill/ us...

[heykirkwastheman]

I'm trusting that you're right. Because, to be perfectly honest, I don't mind if she plays with me, as long as it's not with Mike.

I'd much rather she get the idea in her head to play with me and you, than with him and I.

Well I'm def dying to see it. Scouring the web for spoilers like I haven't in years.

[yourflyisunzipped]

Of course I'm right. You doubt me?

Look, the harder and longer you protest the idea, the firmer it'll stick in her mind. [smirk] But good to know you think I'm a better fit than the puppy.