new muse is not pleased with his user name, among other things

[nastydude]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a minute! I'm not a nasty dude! I'm the dude that tells everyone else who's nasty! ... And a dude!

It's not too late to change it, right? Between this and having a total Hottie McBrooderson for a brother, I'll never get a girlfriend!

Jez. At least I'll always have Pabu. Right, Pabu? ... Pabu?

Oh, come on! You didn't make a Pabu muse? What are you doing to me?!

Comments

[alesserequalist]

Don't say never. You might get one.

[nastydude]

[ Whoa. Pretty lady. ]

You think? I dunno, I mean, if I do get a girlfriend and she thinks I'm a nasty dude, that's not the kind of girlfriend I want. ... Right? Because I'm not a nasty dude. I'm a nice dude.

[alesserequalist]

[Down Bolin]

Yes. Who knows what a type of girl she would be. Maybe she'll like probending as much as you do. Niceness is always a good trait.

[nastydude]

[ Aww, okaaaay. ]

Sure is! That would be great. Thanks, stranger. I'm Bolin, by the way, but it sounds like you already know about me?

[sifu_hotman_zuzu]

"Hottie McBrooderson"?

[nastydude]

Yeah, you know the type. ... Actually you are the type. Like to a 't.'

[sifu_hotman_zuzu]

Are we talking hot as in handsome or hot as in 'hotman'?

[polar]

You don't have Pabu?

[nastydude]

I don't see him anywhere in this-this space of the head! What if something awful happened to him?

[ Cue big ugly sniffles. ]

[polar]

I'm sure he's fine, Bolin! He's saved us a few times, so he can take care of himself.

[hero_of_smiles]

[Head tilt.]

You don't seem like a nasty dude. And even if you are, I'll help you change!

[nastydude]

I'm not! I'm a good guy! ... But, say I wasn't, how could you help me?

[hero_of_smiles]

Hmmm....well I'd try and talk to you first. If you didn't listen, than I'd have to beat you up until you did. And if you did something bad, like, commit a crime I'd have to take you to jail so they could help you.

[He really does mean well...]

But since you're a good person that doesn't need to happen!

[irohdisboat]

Don't sell yourself short, Bolin. I've seen worse names still get attention.

As for Pabu, I saw him a while back. [And Iroh was promptly attacked by him and his ferret brethren.]

[nastydude]

Is yours one of them? I can't even read it. Let's see, I...roh...dis...boat? Hey that kind of sounds like "I row this boat!" But it's spelled Iroh-wait that's your name! And you had a boat! I get it. Oh, that's funny. Kudos to your mun for coming up with that.

Wha-you did? Where?! Was he okay?

[irohdisboat]

Mun feels like she's clever. I think the name has grown on me.

[Scratches his chin and cuts his eyes away from Bolin's.] He was...in the company of other fire ferrets.

[Don't wanna talk about how he is not a very good fluffy tamer.]

[fireferretsmascot]

[Guess who.]

[nastydude]

[ GASP. ]

PABU! You're okay! Don't scare me like that, buddy, you had me worried sick!

[ Scoops up for a Bolin!hug. ]

[fireferretsmascot]

Prrrr?

[He looks at Bolin with big fire ferret eyes. Will there be food?]

[consider8]

[Soft giggle.]

I think many don't take those names seriously.

[nastydude]

I hope you're right, little...lady?

[ May be staring at horns. ]

[consider8]

[may be grinning a bit]

Consequently, perhaps you are looking at this situation with a bleak perspective.

There is much to benefit in your departure.

[movesillegal]

So, who were you calling nasty?

omg yey

[nastydude]

Speak of the nasty.

[movesillegal]

[Hey Bolin, look who's suddenly in your personal space and with eyes that bore into you like two white hot coals.]

I missed that. Come again?