new muse is not pleased with his user name, among other things

[nastydude]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a minute! I'm not a nasty dude! I'm the dude that tells everyone else who's nasty! ... And a dude!

It's not too late to change it, right? Between this and having a total Hottie McBrooderson for a brother, I'll never get a girlfriend!

Jez. At least I'll always have Pabu. Right, Pabu? ... Pabu?

Oh, come on! You didn't make a Pabu muse? What are you doing to me?!

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[alesserequalist]

Don't say never. You might get one.

[sifu_hotman_zuzu]

"Hottie McBrooderson"?

[polar]

You don't have Pabu?

[nastydude]

[ Whoa. Pretty lady. ]

You think? I dunno, I mean, if I do get a girlfriend and she thinks I'm a nasty dude, that's not the kind of girlfriend I want. ... Right? Because I'm not a nasty dude. I'm a nice dude.

[alesserequalist]

[Down Bolin]

Yes. Who knows what a type of girl she would be. Maybe she'll like probending as much as you do. Niceness is always a good trait.

[nastydude]

Yeah, you know the type. ... Actually you are the type. Like to a 't.'

[hero_of_smiles]

[Head tilt.]

You don't seem like a nasty dude. And even if you are, I'll help you change!

[nastydude]

I don't see him anywhere in this-this space of the head! What if something awful happened to him?

[ Cue big ugly sniffles. ]

[sifu_hotman_zuzu]

Are we talking hot as in handsome or hot as in 'hotman'?

[nastydude]

[ Aww, okaaaay. ]

Sure is! That would be great. Thanks, stranger. I'm Bolin, by the way, but it sounds like you already know about me?

[polar]

I'm sure he's fine, Bolin! He's saved us a few times, so he can take care of himself.

[alesserequalist]

Of course it would be. Oh, hello Bolin. I've heard your name on the radio as I listened to the matches. I'm Serenity.

[nastydude]

I'm not! I'm a good guy! ... But, say I wasn't, how could you help me?

LOL oh I almost forgot about that and it's in Zuko's user name durrr

[nastydude]

Uh, I dunno, what's a hotman? Isn't a hotman just a hot man?

[irohdisboat]

Don't sell yourself short, Bolin. I've seen worse names still get attention.

As for Pabu, I saw him a while back. [And Iroh was promptly attacked by him and his ferret brethren.]

[nastydude]

[ Sniffles subside. ]

You're probably right. He's a fighter, just like us.

... I'm glad you're here, Korra. Your mun's been taking good care of you, right?

[hero_of_smiles]

Hmmm....well I'd try and talk to you first. If you didn't listen, than I'd have to beat you up until you did. And if you did something bad, like, commit a crime I'd have to take you to jail so they could help you.

[He really does mean well...]

But since you're a good person that doesn't need to happen!

[nastydude]

A fan, huh? Pleased to meet you, Serenity! It's been a pretty exciting season, hasn't it?

[nastydude]

Is yours one of them? I can't even read it. Let's see, I...roh...dis...boat? Hey that kind of sounds like "I row this boat!" But it's spelled Iroh-wait that's your name! And you had a boat! I get it. Oh, that's funny. Kudos to your mun for coming up with that.

Wha-you did? Where?! Was he okay?

[polar]

Yeah, she has mostly. We get along well, which is surprising.

[fireferretsmascot]

[Guess who.]

[consider8]

[Soft giggle.]

I think many don't take those names seriously.

[nastydude]

[ UH UH. ]

What a logical, reasonable plan of action!

It'd never work.

First of all, I'm a probender, so I know a thing or two about winning a fight. Secondly, I could just earthbend my way out of jail. Assuming the jail isn't made out of solid metal, of course. ... Or fire! Or water. Or air. I can't bend those, either.

[nastydude]

Why's that surprising? You're easy to get along with.

[polar]

Heh, thanks, Bolin, but I meant that mostly it doesn't work out that way.