voice testing

[hozart]

Yo, wait, what? For real, fuckin' dragons and shit? The hell, lady? I'm still getting used to this drinking blood crap and you want me to go hang out with fuckin' like Dracula or whatever? What, you don't have enough failpires stinking up the place, you needed to add another one? What about that other kid? -- he's too young. Okay, uhh, what about, like, that crazy chick who looks like Lady Gaga? Scares the shit out of me, likes to lean over and breathe really heavy in your ear? What am I, a quota?

No, okay, let's clear this up now: I don't do secret police, I don't do mystery, I don't do evil eldritch horror fog monsters trying to suck out your brains like delicious tender mac and cheese. I like my brains where they are! In my head! Being used! For stuff! And I'm already in trouble with the police, remember, I told that cop that he could suck my --

You're not even listening, are you. Fuck my actual life.

Comments

[daughters_of_janus]

Aw kitten, you just have to make the right friends. What clan are you from?

[hozart]

What the what now?

[daughters_of_janus]

Wait...what happened to the vampire that turned you into a vampire?

[hozart]

I ... don't know? I didn't exactly see him.

[daughters_of_janus]

Wow then you really do have no idea about a lot of stuff.

[She'd rather suddenly wrap her arm around the girl's waist.]

Okay first off, our word for vampire is kindred. I kind of drop it here since there aren't that many of us here. Next there are vampire clans, basically we can all trace the history back to one founder vampire. Though the important thing about clans is the pluses and minuses. Have you noticed any special abilities?

[hozart]

[ wait whut personal space ]

You mean aside from the whole being dead and somehow still managing to walk around thing?

[daughters_of_janus]

Yeah and it all depends on who turned you. Though some things are kind of fringe benefits for everyone, like being stronger than a normal person.

[hozart]

How about the benefit of not being weird and creepy, does anyone get that.

[daughters_of_janus]

Nope, we're all strange down here!

Though at least there is a lot of eye-candy.