Why does that thing even exist? XD

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohh... I sure love my new teddy bear, mun! It's really great and, you know, strangely enough it kinda reminds of Yzma!

Mostly because it's got her face. I bet I'll never have nightmares or trouble sleeping from now on... I still miss my old teddy bear, but maybe I'll find him back some day! He was a cute, fuzzy little guy. We even shared the same taste in hats.

But at least I'll sleep soundly with my new teddy. [Giving it a big hug.]

Comments

[roundpinkpuff]

(First of all, I'd like to apologize for what happened on your previous post.
Second of all, OH JEEZ XDDDDDDDDDDDD)
Don't think I've seen bears like that.

[squeak_squeaker]

(ooc: That wasn't your fault! :D It was that other person, but the dear_mun mod apparently had them banned for trolling?)

You think it's a funny looking bear too, huh? It's cute though!

[marui_bunta]

(ooc: I asked the mods to look at the other threads, they decided to ban him.)

Wow, that's some ... uh ... odd-looking bear. What happened to your old bear?

[squeak_squeaker]

[ooc: Thank you! I never know if mods want me to PM them on idk. XD But I'm happy you did it, IDK it was especially bad because they followed me here all the way from LJ.]

Yzma said it got lost in the wash, so she gave me this new one. I kinda... I kinda miss my old one tho. [Aka Yzma destroyed it and then replaced it with creepy Yzma bears! Worst boss ever.]

[marui_bunta]

(ooc: They said they always want people to feel comfortable telling them about stuff like this. You just leave a comment on the first post on the page, they're screened.)

Huh, from what you've said about Yzma, I didn't think she'd EVER do the wash herself. Anyway, maybe we can find you a bear that's more like your old one rather than ... that.

[squeak_squeaker]

[ooc: I'll do that! If I ever get harrassed again. Maybe I'll report them on LJ too. ]

Oh... yeah, that was kinda weird to me too! I didn't even know that Yzma did any chores.

[Kronk couldn't help but smile at that.] Do you know any toy stores? [Oh oh, Kronk's FAVORITE kind of shop! Other than bakeries of course.]

[marui_bunta]

The toy stores I know are all in Japan, but you can order ANYTHING online! I just ran a search on 'teddy bears' and check this place out:

http://www.cuddleworks.com/Teddy_Bears_s/23.htm

Cute stuff, huh?

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...ohh... those are so cute and fuzzy looking! And soft and chubby and- and. [Kronk made grabby hands at the screen. Even if he had NO IDEA what a computer was or how it worked! Sniff.]

I wanna give them all a big cuddle!

[marui_bunta]

I was looking through the site and found a stuffed shark I really dig, but they don't ship to Japan, bummer.

Hey, maybe you could use one of Yzma's potions to turn something else into a teddy bear?

[squeak_squeaker]

Aww... I'm sorry about that! I dunno if they ship to Ancient Peru either. [Patting him on the shoulder with his large hand.]

[Kronk really wanted to snuggle one of those teddy bears! Then, he blinked slowly.] Do you think Yzma's got a teddy bear potion?

[marui_bunta]

Why not? She's got one for everything else. XD

[squeak_squeaker]

You're right! Maybe I can turn this one into a cute, fuzzy bear. [...it was a little scary.]

[marui_bunta]

I'd suggest trying to change Yzma into a cute, fuzzy bear, since that would solve a lot of your problems, but she'd probably come out looking like that thing.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... and then I'd have two!

[Kronk put on a brave smile, though. He was far too used to looking at Yzma to be genuinely scared.]

...did you know that her hair disappears at night?

[marui_bunta]

[Grins] Does it really? That's funny!

My doubles partner, Jackal, is bald, but he did it on purpose.

[squeak_squeaker]

I don't think Yzma's bald is on purpose! She's always covering it up with hats and wigs and stuff.

[Kronk wondered what he'd look like bald. Probably funny!]

akhdjks oh my goodness why indeed!

[llamaface]

[Kuzco is giving his best disgusted llama face.]

If anything, I think it'll give you nightmares. Ugh...! Who'd want to wake up with that face staring back at them?

OMG a Kuzco. MARRY ME. XD

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh oh, I know!

ME? [Kronk only said that because he'd never know if Yzma'd show up as well and then...uh. Stuff. Bad stuff would definitely happen, if he went and made fun of that teddy bear! Bad stuff, Emperor Kuzco.]

...waitaminute. You kinda remind me of someone!

:D! Although Kuzco says he doesn't want to be related to Kronk. 8\ How rude.

[llamaface]

Tchyeah... you would.

[Uh oh. --Well, Kronk by himself isn't really a threat. Right? But then what if Yzma shows up? ...He's not gonna take any chances.]

Hah--... I don't know what you're talking about, pal. I'm just some ugly talking llama passing right on by. Speaking of which! I should go. Yeah. I've got some... uh. Grass... to eat.

[He tries not to make another face as he starts scooting away.]

That really hurt Kronk's feelings tbh. :( He thought they where BFF!

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk wrapped one friendly, muscular arm around the llama.] Wait up, little guy!

You're NOT ugly. It's not right to think about yourself that way! And...uhh. Those are negative feelings that'll make you feel all negative!

I know you're probably all, "That guy... he has it easy! He gets to look like a... a Kronk, while I'm stuck being an uglier than average llama." But it's all about your inside, pal!

Your inside... llama. [Slow blinks. Then, a smile. Yeah! Inside llama.]