He watched "The Room."

[chronomancer]

 [INCOHERENT FUCKING SCREAMING]

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[absolute_perception]

I take it something didn't meet your approval?

[Elian is completely ignoring the screaming.]

[chronomancer]

[S C R E A M I N G YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TERRIBLE THAT WAS]

[absolute_perception]

Okay~ I guess not.

[Now, he's curious, and this can be a bad thing, a really bad thing.]

Now, I'm intrigued.

[chronomancer]

[HISSING AND SPITTING]

So hey, anyway. How's your sexlife?

[Did he hit the right intonation? Was he emoting too much? Oh please, let him share with you the horror he's witnessed.]

[absolute_perception]

I have none.

[And that's the truth. He's only 14. Still, that's not going to stop him from checking things out. Who's going to stop him when he can access just about everything there is with a thought?]

[chronomancer]

I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.

[absolute_perception]

It's possible. To quote a friend, it's the quiet ones that should be regarded with care.

[chronomancer]

You're lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa WHAT'S-YOUR-NAME!

[absolute_perception]

My name is Elian.

[He's not sure how to take this, but he'll wait and see what happens next. Never underestimate anyone...that's his creed.]

[chronomancer]

Your point of view is so different from mine.

[absolute_perception]

I apologize. I see no point in being similar. Perhaps it would help if I could understand your point of view. What makes the movie so terrible?

[chronomancer]

[FLAWLESS DEADPAN]

I have a serious problem with Lisa. Um, I don't think she's faithful to me. In fact, I know she isn't.

[absolute_perception]

Lisa? You mean the one in the movie? I don't think she would be if she doesn't know you exist.

[chronomancer]

If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.

[absolute_perception]

Oh, right. Then perhaps you should get some rest.

[chronomancer]

I'm tired, I'm wasted... I love you, darling!

[absolute_perception]

[His otherwise stoic face twists into an odd expression of disgust and confusion. He resigns with a sigh.]

Shut up and go to sleep.

[chronomancer]

I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! ...oh, hi, Mark!

[absolute_perception]

Um, hi?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Incoherent laughter please leave a message]

[chronomancer]

[S C R E E C H ]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

so hows your sex life?

[chronomancer]

youre tearin me apart lisa jade

[reddeadvirtuoso]

but i did naht hit you
I DID NAHT

[chronomancer]

i got the results a the test back - i definitely havve breast cancer.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

thats cool but im in love with mark

[chronomancer]

jade, twwo is great, but three is a crowwd

[reddeadvirtuoso]

(and this is the part where he fucks your belly button)

[chronomancer]

anythin for my princess

[geometry]

[SITS IN CORNER, FOREVER]

he can't be broken and be quiet, sorry

[chronomancer]

[S C R E E C H I N G]

shoooooosh

[geometry]

why would you even do that. why would you even do that. why would you even do that. why would you even do that. why would you even do that. why would you...