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[honesty]

Why shoot, what're you gettin' all uppity for, Mun? Bein' nervous about tryin' lil old me on for size? Well, that's mighty silly! There's nothin' complicated about me, I'm just a simple workin' pony. All four hooves on the ground. See?

[There's some stomping for emphasis going on now.]

If you keep up with the nervous, you'd be better off tryin' out Fluttershy.

[...]

There's nothin' wrong in that. Stop lookin' at me that way.

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[honesty]

I ain't sure what you're talkin' about, but that's not the best part o' nothin' round here.

[eldritch_abomination]

I mean, what's the point of having people around if not for target practice, stabbing, and hating?

[honesty]

I'm not sure I like where you're comin' from with this.

[eldritch_abomination]

Haven't you ever had the desire to strangle somebody out of cold blood? [glance at her hooves] Or you know, stomp somebody flat?

[honesty]

No, I ain't never had that desire.

[eldritch_abomination]

What are you, some kinda saint?

[honesty]

Not likin' the idea of goin' round and randomly hurtin' somepony doesn't make me a saint.

[eldritch_abomination]

No, no. You start off with hurting the ones that annoy you. The random innocent ones come later.

[honesty]

No, it ain't ginna happen.

[eldritch_abomination]

Okay, fine. How about the ones you hate? Do those count?

[honesty]

I ain't hurtin' no one!

[eldritch_abomination]

[blink]

Then what the hell do you do for fun?

[honesty]

There's plenty of stuff to do for fun!

[eldritch_abomination]

[blank....stare]

Like what?

[honesty]

Rodeos are plenty of fun!

[eldritch_abomination]

Ooh. Yeah, I love it when they get gored!

[snerk] Suckers.

[honesty]

Y'all're just talkin' crazy now.

[eldritch_abomination]

What, don't you have bulls and people waving red capes around and stuff?