Care to smash my board room next? Pepper's got me scheduled for some long meeting and I reeeeally don't wanna go. Not when there's things we can smash.
[ yes, smashing with the hulk is number one on the things tony stark wants to do right now. ]
Don't you dare Hulk, I'm not sitting through another one of the board meetings that you should be going to. [Just because you made her CEO doesn't mean they still don't want to talk to you Tony!]
Why do you think I took the morning off Tony. [Like she needed more shoes.]
[and yeah Pepper realizes Tony's going to do what Tony wants.] Then you're talking to the contractors to come fix the damage I'm not dealing with them again this week.
Hulk, smash the iron man portrait in the lab too would you please?
I'll make sure the reporters stay back a while too. [She knows the drill all too well by now and yes Tony you'll owe her later for it. There is that new dress she bought, and they haven't had sushi in a while.]
[ yep. GRINNING. ] Hey, buddy. We should move away from the windows. I think we almost killed someone that time. [ gestures towards other places to smash. tony IS totally thinking of making the hulk a room that was ~MADE~ for smashing. ]
Oh, oh wow. That is awesome, we totally are getting you to help up redecorate everything. I mean, Buddy, you could help me make Bruce's floor and he'd be kinda all "oh, you did WHAT?" and I'll be all "That's right, Banner, your other half helped me design this. Suck it."
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(it makes >me< happy. i was tempted to go with actualbob for a while...)
[ keeps on clapping. ]
Care to smash my board room next? Pepper's got me scheduled for some long meeting and I reeeeally don't wanna go. Not when there's things we can smash.
[ yes, smashing with the hulk is number one on the things tony stark wants to do right now. ]
sorry for threadjacking!
(go for it!)
[FEMALE? PEER.]
(no problems here and yes, I think I did. sob)
Still not going Pepper. And besides, look at him! He's like this giant green smashing machine! It's a shame not to let him...
It also gets you out of work for a day. There's a sale at that shoe store you like. The one you really, really like.
[ big big eyes up at Hulk. ]
Let's go smash, Buddy.
*Hugs you both!*
[and yeah Pepper realizes Tony's going to do what Tony wants.] Then you're talking to the contractors to come fix the damage I'm not dealing with them again this week.
Hulk, smash the iron man portrait in the lab too would you please?
( ^_^ )
/snuggles~
Cruel, Pepper. Just remember to bring clothes later, when Banner gets back out.
[ but yes, following after Hulk-bro to go smash things, because BEST. DAY. EVER.
smashing things, the hulk and being able to slack off? this is like a vacation to him. ]
no subject
(somehow, this is so no hulk but he loves it)
(i am not sorry. tony is not sorry)
smash, smash smash everything,
then go and take a naaaaap
wait for banner to flip his lid
and laugh at him when tony gets a smaaack]
no subject
(bruce is going to need a therapist after spending enough time with Tony)
(noooo... that's mean guys. so mean.)
smashing stuff should be how everyone deals with stress. ]
(bruce is gonna be soooo mad at Tony XD )
(bruce you can't be mad at tony. tony is indulging your other half.)
(oh geez tony >.<)
(tony thinks this is good for you, just smashing things. things that tony can replace easily. jeez)
(poor bruce... poor bruce...)