I'll make sure the reporters stay back a while too. [She knows the drill all too well by now and yes Tony you'll owe her later for it. There is that new dress she bought, and they haven't had sushi in a while.]
[ yep. GRINNING. ] Hey, buddy. We should move away from the windows. I think we almost killed someone that time. [ gestures towards other places to smash. tony IS totally thinking of making the hulk a room that was ~MADE~ for smashing. ]
Oh, oh wow. That is awesome, we totally are getting you to help up redecorate everything. I mean, Buddy, you could help me make Bruce's floor and he'd be kinda all "oh, you did WHAT?" and I'll be all "That's right, Banner, your other half helped me design this. Suck it."
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(somehow, this is so no hulk but he loves it)
(i am not sorry. tony is not sorry)
smash, smash smash everything,
then go and take a naaaaap
wait for banner to flip his lid
and laugh at him when tony gets a smaaack]
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(bruce is going to need a therapist after spending enough time with Tony)
(noooo... that's mean guys. so mean.)
smashing stuff should be how everyone deals with stress. ]
(bruce is gonna be soooo mad at Tony XD )
(bruce you can't be mad at tony. tony is indulging your other half.)
(oh geez tony >.<)
(tony thinks this is good for you, just smashing things. things that tony can replace easily. jeez)
(poor bruce... poor bruce...)