[She's just over six feet tall, Hulk, that's not enough. But don't worry, she'll just extend herself another six inches, thank you very much mutation, and run motherly fingers through frumpy Hulk hair. Bless your grawr heart! Grawrt?]
Oh, no. There's lots of stupid men in the world, Hulk, I'm sure you'll come across even worse. [Nope not mentioning Banner.] Just try not to break the sewer system or something, okay? A few seconds without the Internet, it's difficult, but people will adapt. A few months of whatever country you're in without proper sanitation...?
[At least she's not talking about how he's a beast and should be honored to be in her superior (which she is) presence? Ahhhhh, he's just. So adorable right now she would totally sit on his shoulders like a kid with a flavored ice cone.]
Oh, Fox News. [Hey remember the temptation to sit on his shoulders? Yeah buddy no one crawls like Mystique that's not an acrobat in a Cirque du SoSomethingorother production. Don't worry, bro, she's durable.] Don't listen to them, sweet pea. Those men are still angry that persons born with vaginae aren't buried beneath the dishes and dust and dirt of themselves and their fifteen children because, you know, be fruitful and multiply still applies when the Earth has been pushed over seven billion.
[Good female for Hulk, bad female for Bruce. It's no big deal, though, because she has no intention to make him chill out to the point of dealing with Banner, mostly because she has no real inclination towards dealing with him. There's also the added bonus of having now commandeered one of the "dumb lug" Hulks to use as a tank, and this must be taken advantage of.
She has to wiggle her (amazing) booty to get settled, patting his hair down although it wouldn't do anything.]
Well, I could get you something from Chik-Fil-A, or we could skip the middle man entirely and you could catch pigeons out of the air at Central Park and go that route. [WHAT A GREAT FRIEND] I just want a snow cone.
That's impressive, sugar. Do you remember where Central Park is?
[Mystique has her own little Hulker Coaster right now, he can take all the time he needs because she is just going to encourage him to be green and not human forever and ever. Hope Bruce doesn't have a therapist.]
(could you imagine Bruce trying to talk to a therapist about the Hulk? lawls everywhere)
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You gonna tell Mystique what made you smash the entire Internet, honey?
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Oh, no. There's lots of stupid men in the world, Hulk, I'm sure you'll come across even worse. [Nope not mentioning Banner.] Just try not to break the sewer system or something, okay? A few seconds without the Internet, it's difficult, but people will adapt. A few months of whatever country you're in without proper sanitation...?
(laughing so hard at this whole image)
(NOT AT ALL SRY2SAY BLUE AND GREEN ARE A GOOD COMBO)
Oh, Fox News. [Hey remember the temptation to sit on his shoulders? Yeah buddy no one crawls like Mystique that's not an acrobat in a Cirque du SoSomethingorother production. Don't worry, bro, she's durable.] Don't listen to them, sweet pea. Those men are still angry that persons born with vaginae aren't buried beneath the dishes and dust and dirt of themselves and their fifteen children because, you know, be fruitful and multiply still applies when the Earth has been pushed over seven billion.
(excellent combo!! and I adore your Mystique~)
fff why thank you!
She has to wiggle her (amazing) booty to get settled, patting his hair down although it wouldn't do anything.]
You hungry, Hulk?
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Well, I could get you something from Chik-Fil-A, or we could skip the middle man entirely and you could catch pigeons out of the air at Central Park and go that route. [WHAT A GREAT FRIEND] I just want a snow cone.
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That's impressive, sugar. Do you remember where Central Park is?
[Mystique has her own little Hulker Coaster right now, he can take all the time he needs because she is just going to encourage him to be green and not human forever and ever. Hope Bruce doesn't have a therapist.]
(could you imagine Bruce trying to talk to a therapist about the Hulk? lawls everywhere)