[Good female for Hulk, bad female for Bruce. It's no big deal, though, because she has no intention to make him chill out to the point of dealing with Banner, mostly because she has no real inclination towards dealing with him. There's also the added bonus of having now commandeered one of the "dumb lug" Hulks to use as a tank, and this must be taken advantage of.
She has to wiggle her (amazing) booty to get settled, patting his hair down although it wouldn't do anything.]
Well, I could get you something from Chik-Fil-A, or we could skip the middle man entirely and you could catch pigeons out of the air at Central Park and go that route. [WHAT A GREAT FRIEND] I just want a snow cone.
That's impressive, sugar. Do you remember where Central Park is?
[Mystique has her own little Hulker Coaster right now, he can take all the time he needs because she is just going to encourage him to be green and not human forever and ever. Hope Bruce doesn't have a therapist.]
(could you imagine Bruce trying to talk to a therapist about the Hulk? lawls everywhere)
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(excellent combo!! and I adore your Mystique~)
fff why thank you!
She has to wiggle her (amazing) booty to get settled, patting his hair down although it wouldn't do anything.]
You hungry, Hulk?
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Well, I could get you something from Chik-Fil-A, or we could skip the middle man entirely and you could catch pigeons out of the air at Central Park and go that route. [WHAT A GREAT FRIEND] I just want a snow cone.
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That's impressive, sugar. Do you remember where Central Park is?
[Mystique has her own little Hulker Coaster right now, he can take all the time he needs because she is just going to encourage him to be green and not human forever and ever. Hope Bruce doesn't have a therapist.]
(could you imagine Bruce trying to talk to a therapist about the Hulk? lawls everywhere)