...on a certain new issue

[lovesarrows]

She kissed me! Why are you blaming me? You don't even like my girlfriend.

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[ofafeather]

Really, though? Really?

[lovesarrows]

SHE KISSED ME.

[ofafeather]

You kissed back!

[lovesarrows]

Well, yeah!

[ofafeather]

[Facepalm.]

[lovesarrows]

It's Natasha!

[ofafeather]

You have a girlfriend, idiot.

[lovesarrows]

Did you miss the part where she kissed me first?

[ofafeather]

Did you miss the part where you kissed back?

sob what am I doing?

[chasingredemption]

[This face.]

converting me to a pairing if I'm not careful

[lovesarrows]

[Oh, shit.]

fjkdsaljfaskd if I ever manage that I will be shocked

[chasingredemption]

If she kissed you then what does your mun have to blame you for?

I am a dirty rotten shipper indeed

[lovesarrows]

[Aha. Ha. Ha. Hrm.]

She usually blames me.

You're in good company there.

[chasingredemption]

Must not think you're blameless then.

[It's too soon to be jealous but this does sting a bit okay?]

[lovesarrows]

She thinks I kiss everybody. That's just not true.

[chasingredemption]

[Clint you do have a history.]

So you didn't kiss her back?

[lovesarrows]

[It was just Bobbi! And Wanda! And Maya. And Natasha. And Janet... And there were a few more in there...]

I mean, I did. Kinda.

[strongest_archer]

They're blaming you since you're a guy, Dad. Apparently that means its always our fault.

[lovesarrows]

[Whoa wait what what what.]

"Dad"?

[strongest_archer]

Yeah...oh right, different reality thing.

I'm Clint Barton Jr. But call me CJ.

[lovesarrows]

Okay, CJ. I'm confused right now, but I'm going to chalk it up to the timeline thing.

[strongest_archer]

Which part's confusing? Maybe I can help unconfuse you.

[lovesarrows]

I have a kid and he's green?

[strongest_archer]

Well, Mom is green too so the green is genetic.

[lovesarrows]

[Green chicks he would totally ba--

Laughing now. That is one hell of a score.]