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[ss_buttcrack]

Is this some kind of sick joke?

I've been subjected to a lot of crazy stuff these past four cycles, but your pathetic attempt to write me into some weird online nuthouse might just be the topper on the insane wedding cake that is my life. Do you even know what you're doing. I mean, have you even done this before? Yeah...I didn't think so. Oh this is gonna be fun...

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[ss_buttcrack]

Yeah, close encounters my ass. I went to space to test a theory I had which could eventually have lead to interstellar space travel and I end up crashing my space module into an honest to god space ship.

Ever had one of those days?

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Oh, yeah. I once gave an upside-down woman an open heart massage.

[And that's it.]

[ss_buttcrack]

Ok. Even to me that sounded weird. What kind of ambulance do you drive'n?!

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

...Okay, I wasn't supposed to do it. Not qualified. But it was the fucking adrenaline. Makes people do stupid things.

[ss_buttcrack]

Well I hope she lived.