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[cutesy]

What the dick, mun? Let me get this straight, I just got a happily ever after with my one true and you like send me off to some place to have another husband? That's sick! This isn't a lifetime movie! [ She worked so hard for her happy ending and this is how the world treats her?! So cruel! However, after a brief explanation that she wouldn't have to do anything with her new husband, her disposition brightens. ]

At least the place looks nice! All of the houses look really polished, and the rides are pretty sweet too. What's it called? Mayfield? I think I'll like it there, as long as I have Nick with me! [ She has no clue what really goes on in Mayfield. ): ]

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[cutesy]

You're right. I could be at, like, a Nickelback my chemical romance concert. [ Pop music for life! ] They explained that it's not their fault, they just couldn't find anyone that wants to roleplay a decapitated head that I'm deeply in love with! But they said they won't give up! [ Like mun like muse! ] The replacement relationship isn't actually a relationship. It's just something everyone goes through and everyone just ignores it anyways because usually the husbands are way ugly and no one likes obligatory marriages. [ Not zombie ugly, but pretty close! ] On the other hand, they said my new home life will be a lot of fun! And, I get to have kids without gaining all of that pregnancy weight! [ Best. Mom. Ever. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

... That's your idea of worse.

[... Well. He sees no reason to disillusion her as to how bad some of the game settings really are.]

... You seem a bit young to be married or having children. Though I suppose that does depend somewhat on the given time period of where you'll be sent.

Do you know who your surrogate family will be composed of yet?

I totally meant to delete that my chemical romance part, oops

[cutesy]

Well, yeah. A Nickelback concert is like, bottom of the barrel.

[ She can't think of any positive thing about that at all! ]

Well, I'm not going to actually have kids, but, I'm going to be assigned in the wife slot which means technically, I'll be a mom too! So, I get to have three kids without ever putting on weight! That's pretty awesome! [ She's not really sure about the time period so ignoring that question. ]

I'm not sure about all of the details because it's done by randomizing, but, I think my new husband's name is like, Travis Homerun or something like that.

S'okay. XD It was hilarious anyway, and I doubt Ishida would know either group.

[shiro_megane_kun]

A concert at least has an ending in sight. [And doesn't involve collars that choke you if you don't submit to a goddess' whims, or a horror-survival element.]

... I see.

I can't say I know the place you're going to, but if your new... 'husband' is who I think he is... I expect he'll be very pleased.

Well, then, just about any man would be, I suppose.

That's right!! Is Nickelback big in Japan?

[cutesy]

Yeah, but the torture is like, ten times worse. [ Well, she doesn't know either of those things! ]

You know Travis? [ WHATEVER LET'S FOCUS ON BRAGGING. ] You're right though! I'd make a total catch! I mean, I'm pretty good with fashion and family! And I'm really really positive, and I'd go to great lengths for any person! [ ....She's not getting what you mean, Ishida! ]

Enough to do a tour there? Not sure how much that says, though...

[shiro_megane_kun]

Well, to each their own.

[So he's preserving your... Purity. Be glad your mun isn't sending you to a smut game, Juliet. One night of Nickelback isn't as bad as two and a half years on magical sex-or-die island.]

I'm acquainted with a Travis Touchdown. We don't get along. Too many fundamental differences in our respective outlooks on life.

[Have the faintest of sardonic smiles, Juliet.] And modest, too.

Hm. I'm not either.

[cutesy]

[ She'd still take sex-or-die island, but she'd complain and make awful comparisons as she whines for someone to app her headless boyfriend.

She listens, sort of unsure about what he's saying. But oh well. ]

Does this mean that Travis is fun and exciting? [ ....Sorry, Ishida, she doesn't find you very exciting. ]

Of course I am! [ ....Not really. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

[He's used to being thought of like that. Maybe if you knew he hunted ghosts or has a chainsaw-lightsaber-arrow, Juliet...]

I'd leave you to be the judge of that.

He doesn't believe in justice, doesn't believe-- no, is afraid to believe in an objective sense of right and wrong.

But he is an otaku, and he seems to like Mexican wrestling masks. If you like that, or video games, I suppose you'll get along well enough.

[cutesy]

[ And if only Ishida knew she was fluent in Japanese, had a 3.4 gpa, and slayed entire hoards of zombies as a one woman army. ]

What the dick? Of course there are stuff that's objectively wrong! Infesting a place with zombies is super wrong, no matter how fun it is to kill them all! [ ....Well, he knows that now. ]

One of those Otaku guys? Does that mean he's like, fluent in Japanese? Like me? [ THERE ARE SILVER LININGS. ALL THE TIME. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

You hunt zombies, then?

[He doesn't look shocked or incredulous-- just curious.]

It's possible. It's equally possible he uses subtitles or dubbed material.

He'll like it, though, if you mention that. It is impressive. Do you know any others?

[cutesy]

Yep! I saved my whole entire school just recently~! Or, what's left of it anyways.

[ She drops the exploration about how Travis watches his anime. ]

Do I know anyone else that speaks Japanese? Oh! Only one! Morikawa-sensei! He's my sensei!

[shiro_megane_kun]

Impressive, or, at least, I imagine it is. I've never fought a zombie.

I actually meant other languages.

Your sensei must be quite proud of you.

That does remind me... Forgive me for nit introducing myself earlier.

I'm Ishida Uryu. It's nice to meet you.

[cutesy]

It's not really that impressive. I've been killing them since I was six months old.

[ She smiles. ]

Nope. I only know a bit of spanish, but I'm fluent in English and Japanese!

It's all right. I'm Juliet Starling! It's nice to meet you, Ishida! Do you speak Japanese? [ Yes, she must ask this question. At least it'll lead to a nice musing on what language they're speaking in now. ]

[shiro_megane_kun]

... Your sensei began your training quite early. Even I didn't begin my training so young.

[He honestly thinks there's something dubious about letting a child, let alone a baby, near a zombie... But she seems fine in spite of it, so he holds his tongue on the matter.]

I should hope so, seeing as I'm from Japan. I'm fluent in English, as well [Well, assuming her original post was in English, he probably answered in that!] as well as Spanish and German.