Voice testing and memes

[epps]

You know what mun? You seriously messed up.

Like mondo, super messed up. Don't know what universe you come from where best friend killing is a thing, you feelin' me? That shit ain't even done yet, and you know what, I'm glad. How 'bout you leave it that way huh? We got enough 'cons trying to kill our asses while we're on duty, and I think that's enough.

So we better have an understandin' here, just sayin.

Comments

[namesnotprowl]

Awh, you say it like they'll listen.

That's so cute, darlin'~.

[epps]

Aw hell naw.

Look, I don't need some goddamned Decepticon creep talkin' to me right now, so why don't you go off and kiss Megatron's feet, like all the rest of you bozos do.

[namesnotprowl]

Don't be like that, Epps. I thought we could really had something special.

And bozos, really? Now you're tryin' way too hard.

[epps]

Sorry, I'm a married man. My wife don't like it if I spend too much time with ugly ass 'cons.

What, you got something better? C'mon then, let's hear it.

[sixthanimorph]

Killing your friends isn't that hard. Give it a try. You might like it.

[epps]

You just as messed up as she is.

[sixthanimorph]

I'm the same as you. When the going gets tough it's kill or be killed, right? You'd do the same things I did if you'd been in my situation.

Here Epps, have a slightly more well-equipped fellow soldier. 8D

[unsc_rabbit]

Your mun sounds...unpleasant. She'd make you take out an ally? Doesn't seem like sound strategy to me.

[epps]

Yeah, it was during a forced to kill meme bullshit thing, and she tricked my buddy Lennox on there so I could kill him.

[The Lennox mun raged for 40 days and 40 nights.]

She couldn't even come up with a reason for me killing him, the bitch.

[unsc_rabbit]

So they did this for entertainment?

[ Does Kelly need to choke a bitch? ]

I hope they aren't all like this. It would be... ill-advised to try something like that on me.

[epps]

Like I said, she's twisted. They're all twisted.

[Muse says yes, Mun says no.]

I hope you avoid it, I'd hate for this to happen to someone else.

[bringtherain]

Wait what'd I miss about best friend killing.

You better have some loser you're pretending to be your friend, man.

[epps]

[Well shit.

They haven't actually gotten around to the 'killing' part of Lennox's death, have they?]

...

This is gonna sound real awkward man, but... uh...

[bringtherain]

Are you kidding me?

That's not bro-time. That's more like killing-your-best-friend time.

Does 'Hide know about this?

[epps]

Look it wasn't my fault! Your ass is annoying sometimes, but I'd never kill ya if I didn't have my mun making me!

And no, he doesn't. 'Cause if he did, he'd probably go ahead and blow up N.E.S.T.

Oh wait, isn't he trying to kill you too on that meme bullshit thing?

Have a G1/Bayverse AU not-dead Jazz! :P

[notintwopieces]

...At least she didn' make yah kill your mate...?

[Jazz's "look-on-the-bright-side" attitude is a little broken atm. :C He still tries.]

[epps]

Making me kill my best buddy still ain't cool, no matter what way you spin it.

Nice to see you alive and well Jazz.

[notintwopieces]

No, no it's not. How's Lennox takin' it?

[Oh look, he's beeming again.]Good t'see you, too, yeah! OP an' that ol' Leadership Matrix do wonders, I gotta say. How're your little girls? Still coverin' everything in little pink ponies?

[big_badass_hero]

Ow, do I wanna know what your buddy did to deserve that? [Because that's seriously more screwed up than his captain trying to take out all his team with zombies...]

[epps]

My mun likes him.

That's really the only reason.

[big_badass_hero]

Okay yeah that would suck. [He's glad he's not the one tossed into that meme, but instantly sorry for his castmate who was]

[big_badass_hero]

Okay yeah that would suck. [He's glad he's not the one tossed into that meme, but instantly sorry for his castmate who was]

[iriseyoufall]

That was badly done of your mundane, Sergeant Epps.

[Optimus disapproves so very very much of this 'killing your best friend business'.]

[epps]

That's what I'm tellin' her.

Let me tell you, it was the worst thing anyone's ever made me do.

[The mun wishes she was sorry...]

[iriseyoufall]

I am sorry, Seargent, that you have to go through that. You deserve much better.