Voice testing and memes

[epps]

You know what mun? You seriously messed up.

Like mondo, super messed up. Don't know what universe you come from where best friend killing is a thing, you feelin' me? That shit ain't even done yet, and you know what, I'm glad. How 'bout you leave it that way huh? We got enough 'cons trying to kill our asses while we're on duty, and I think that's enough.

So we better have an understandin' here, just sayin.

Comments

[namesnotprowl]

Awh, you say it like they'll listen.

That's so cute, darlin'~.

[sixthanimorph]

Killing your friends isn't that hard. Give it a try. You might like it.

[epps]

Aw hell naw.

Look, I don't need some goddamned Decepticon creep talkin' to me right now, so why don't you go off and kiss Megatron's feet, like all the rest of you bozos do.

[epps]

You just as messed up as she is.

Here Epps, have a slightly more well-equipped fellow soldier. 8D

[unsc_rabbit]

Your mun sounds...unpleasant. She'd make you take out an ally? Doesn't seem like sound strategy to me.

[sixthanimorph]

I'm the same as you. When the going gets tough it's kill or be killed, right? You'd do the same things I did if you'd been in my situation.

[namesnotprowl]

Don't be like that, Epps. I thought we could really had something special.

And bozos, really? Now you're tryin' way too hard.

[epps]

Sorry, I'm a married man. My wife don't like it if I spend too much time with ugly ass 'cons.

What, you got something better? C'mon then, let's hear it.

[epps]

Yeah, it was during a forced to kill meme bullshit thing, and she tricked my buddy Lennox on there so I could kill him.

[The Lennox mun raged for 40 days and 40 nights.]

She couldn't even come up with a reason for me killing him, the bitch.

[namesnotprowl]

Oh, I know. It's such a shame, really.

No, no. I hear you're supposed to be a creative species. I'd hate to take all the good insults you could find for us.

[unsc_rabbit]

So they did this for entertainment?

[ Does Kelly need to choke a bitch? ]

I hope they aren't all like this. It would be... ill-advised to try something like that on me.

[epps]

How generous of you.

Why don't I show you 'creative' by throwing a grenade at your face?

[Even though that's how N.E.S.T says hello to Decepticons in general.]

Or maybe two, just to shake things up.

[namesnotprowl]

How old hat. That got old twenty thousand years ago when the Autobots did it.

I'm really disappointed, Epps.

[And yep, that's a giant robot 'tsk'ing at him.]

[epps]

Like I said, she's twisted. They're all twisted.

[Muse says yes, Mun says no.]

I hope you avoid it, I'd hate for this to happen to someone else.

[epps]

It'll be different this time around because I'd be the one to do it.

[You can go shove your disappointment wherever the Cybertonian sun don't shine.]

[namesnotprowl]

No, that doesn't really make it different. Grenades are grenades.

I mean, you have so many other interesting toys, why settle for the mundane?

[Well it doesn't shine anywhere because Autobots teleported it to another solar system.]

[epps]

[Okay, he may agree with you there.

Epps loves playing with interesting toys. Especially if they blow things up in new and spectacular ways.]

It only gonna take the mundane to finish you off.

Can't wait to see your parts scattered all over the place, just like the others.

[namesnotprowl]

Oooh, big talk from the little human~.

Nobody's managed to make that stick yet. What makes you so sure you'll manage?

[Seriously, even blowing his legs off in Chicago just slowed him down for several months.]

[epps]

[He talks big because he knows he can kick ass.]

Heh, you were the one who said we could have something special.

[If at first you don't succeed, try try again?]

[namesnotprowl]

Oh, but I don't usually let people try to murder me until the third date. We're barely on our first, dearest.

[Well, fourth time's the charm, right?]

[epps]

What, can't make an exception for lil' ol me?

I'll even bring roses and everything.

And maybe a rocket launcher.

[namesnotprowl]

Much as I find rocket launchers absolutely delightful, darlin'.

If I make an exception for you, everyone else will want an exception too, and then I start t'look like the guy that'll let just any old person try to kill.

I'm sure you understand.

[epps]

No worries baby, I ain't gonna go easy on you.

It'd be terrible for you to look easy now, wouldn't it?

[bringtherain]

Wait what'd I miss about best friend killing.

You better have some loser you're pretending to be your friend, man.

[epps]

[Well shit.

They haven't actually gotten around to the 'killing' part of Lennox's death, have they?]

...

This is gonna sound real awkward man, but... uh...