Here there be Spoilers for MTMTE #6

[rememberme]

I know why you're doing this. Why you're really doing this, but I'd like to address that later. And while I can't say I approve of your methods of finding balance, that isn't what I want to talk to you about today.

I'd like to direct your attention to my current physical state; the one you intend for my arrival (if we're accepted).

Now I want you to ask yourself something: Is this honestly, completely necessary? 

You are aware I'm going to be at a rather ... pronounced disadvantage, but have you taken into consideration the long lasting effects of your decision?

That's something I'd like you to think about.

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[rememberme]

Er. Yes?

And you are?

[Aside from weirdly stumpy, and female, and organic, and the fact that he's got this weird feeling you'd make a pretty hot robot.]

[anarchypanty]

Unbelievably sexy.

[rememberme]

[Right.]

No, I meant your name, miss...

[Look, he's even giving you verbal cues and everything.]

[anarchypanty]

Are you trying to say that I'm not sexy? You asshole.

[rememberme]

[What? That insult doesn't even apply to his species.]

No? I just wanted your name...

[anarchypanty]

Oh? So you do admit that I'm sexy?

[rememberme]

[He sees what you are doing there. It isn't like he's been practising psychology for the last, oh I dunno, 6+ million years or anything]

I don't think that's an appropriate topic right now.

[anarchypanty]

[What are you talking about? She is doing noooothing.]

We could always just skip the smalltalk and go straight for the bang.

[rememberme]

I barely know you!

[Also the first, last, and only female he's ever seen is Arcee. That can... kind of put a guy off the fairer sex... forever.]

[anarchypanty]

Fucking hell. Fine.

[Siiiigh.]

My name is Panty. There you know me, now did you want to do this in public or are you the shy type?

[rememberme]

We... we aren't even the same species let alone anywhere near the same height. [This is his professional voice. You can't tell he's freakin' on the inside.]

[Oh god and he can only imagine the 1001 ways this would end with a super horrible splatter somewhere uncomfortable. Worrying about why he's even thinking about it can come later. Someplace private.]

[anarchypanty]

It's not like it's the first time I've fucked a robot. You just better not fucking explode or anything.

[rememberme]

...












[I'm sorry, he went to a dark place there for a second.
But he's back now.]

How did you manage that? [There. That was a nice and neutral response, wasn't it?]

[anarchypanty]

Don't tell me your some sort of robot virgin.

[rememberme]

What? No-- this is hardly an acceptable topic of conversation andAlsoPrivate!

Rather, let me ask you a relevant question:
Do you have a lot of experience with these sorts of partners?

[AKA: HOW ARE YOU NOT SUPER DEAD?]

[anarchystocking]

She'll fuck anything that moves.

[anarchypanty]

Shut up you stupid sugar-slut.

[anarchystocking]

The truth hurts.

[anarchypanty]

At least I'm not a fat-ass. Fat-ass.

[anarchystocking]

You're just jealous that all my weight goes to my breasts!

Flat-chested whore!

[anarchypanty]

Remember that time you turned into a fucking blimp? Because I do!

[rememberme]

[Some of those words don't make any sense to him, so he is just going to let you two ladies work this out between yourselves.]

[rememberme]

[Another one?]

And does this pose a problem for her?

Also, you are...?

[anarchystocking]

It means her hole is big enough to fit an entire robot in it.

[That is a problem, you see. And completely true.]

Stocking.

[rememberme]

[- Juuuuust give him a minute to run a translation check on that...
- Okay now give him another moment to cross reference that with known slang
- Now he's going to narrow down that slang search by adding the qualifier of it probably having to do with something sexual

- Now just let him try and make sense of this, and oh man, is this a species thing, or is this a woman thing, because gosh, he doesn't have a lot of experience with either]

Nice to meet you, Stocking (that IS the name, right??). How do you know, Panty?

[He's just going to ignore the first statement after all, because far as he can tell, no way could panty fit any robot anywhere]