Here there be Spoilers for MTMTE #6

[rememberme]

I know why you're doing this. Why you're really doing this, but I'd like to address that later. And while I can't say I approve of your methods of finding balance, that isn't what I want to talk to you about today.

I'd like to direct your attention to my current physical state; the one you intend for my arrival (if we're accepted).

Now I want you to ask yourself something: Is this honestly, completely necessary? 

You are aware I'm going to be at a rather ... pronounced disadvantage, but have you taken into consideration the long lasting effects of your decision?

That's something I'd like you to think about.

Comments

[anarchypanty]

Don't tell me your some sort of robot virgin.

[rememberme]

What? No-- this is hardly an acceptable topic of conversation andAlsoPrivate!

Rather, let me ask you a relevant question:
Do you have a lot of experience with these sorts of partners?

[AKA: HOW ARE YOU NOT SUPER DEAD?]

[anarchystocking]

She'll fuck anything that moves.

[anarchypanty]

Shut up you stupid sugar-slut.

[anarchystocking]

The truth hurts.

[anarchypanty]

At least I'm not a fat-ass. Fat-ass.

[anarchystocking]

You're just jealous that all my weight goes to my breasts!

Flat-chested whore!

[anarchypanty]

Remember that time you turned into a fucking blimp? Because I do!

[anarchystocking]

Better than being a slut all the time!

[anarchypanty]

At least I can get laid.

[rememberme]

[Some of those words don't make any sense to him, so he is just going to let you two ladies work this out between yourselves.]

[rememberme]

[Another one?]

And does this pose a problem for her?

Also, you are...?

[anarchystocking]

It means her hole is big enough to fit an entire robot in it.

[That is a problem, you see. And completely true.]

Stocking.

[rememberme]

[- Juuuuust give him a minute to run a translation check on that...
- Okay now give him another moment to cross reference that with known slang
- Now he's going to narrow down that slang search by adding the qualifier of it probably having to do with something sexual

- Now just let him try and make sense of this, and oh man, is this a species thing, or is this a woman thing, because gosh, he doesn't have a lot of experience with either]

Nice to meet you, Stocking (that IS the name, right??). How do you know, Panty?

[He's just going to ignore the first statement after all, because far as he can tell, no way could panty fit any robot anywhere]