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[elfling_prince]

You know, it isn't very nice of you to take me away from Mirkwood. Especially since I haven't got permission from my ada to be here. And since you didn't get permission, it means you kidnapped me.

And that isn't very clever at all, kidnapping a prince. Especially since we have the best archers in all of Arda. You ought to send me home now, or you may be sorry.

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[blazing_stag]

[Stares at username]

I didn't know house elves had princes.

[elfling_prince]

[Lineface-y prince is lineface-y.]

Of course we do. Where do you think our Lords and Kings come from?

[blazing_stag]

Didn't know they that them either.

[elfling_prince]

How can you not know about Thranduil, the Elvenking of Mirkwood?

Then again, I suppose I can't blame Men for not knowing much about us, we don't often leave the forest.

[blazing_stag]

Never heard of him.

You live in a forest? I thought you lived under stairs and stuff until called for.

[the_white_rider]

...

[ Nope, Gandalf is noping out of life. What has this mun done. ]

[elfling_prince]

Mithrandir!

[:D]

Tell her! Tell her that she's being ridiculous!

[the_white_rider]

I will not employ such a word, but your mundane is taking too much pleasure at putting you in... uncomfortable situation.

[elfling_prince]

[Such a shame that this Legolas is literally a bitty, not a de-aged one.]

Well, I think she's being ridiculous. And it's unfair of her.

[sixthanimorph]

[Guess who has no reverence towards royals whatsoever? This kid.]

Better get used to it, your highness. Odds are you're not going home any time soon.

... And what's with those stupid ears?

[elfling_prince]

Well, she's going to be sorry if she doesn't send me home.

[Glare!] My ears are not stupid! Obviously you've never met an Elf.

[sixthanimorph]

I kinda doubt it. Hate to break it to you, but your archers ain't gonna be able to get you back here.

[smirks] Obviously. But if you're an elf, shouldn't you be wearing pointy little shoes and singing some horrible song?

[elfling_prince]

You underestimate the skills of Mirkwoods warriors.

[Grrr] That's ridiculous. Just as ridiculous as that Man above who thinks I should be living beneath stairs.

[notsolittlenow]

Humans rarely need permission to take what they want little one.

[elfling_prince]

Well it's ridiculous of them. They aren't the only race out there, they aren't entitled to do as they wish without consequence.

[notsolittlenow]

They obviously haven't learned that lesson.

[elfling_prince]

Well they should.

[noblabbermouths]

They do that a lot. I don't think they're very good at listening.

[elfling_prince]

It doesn't look like they are. They should at least try though.

[noblabbermouths]

Mm... but still! You're a prince, right? Isn't it exciting to get away from the castle?

[elfling_prince]

I am, yes. Prince Legolas Thranduillion, at your service.

[He bows slightly.]

I don't find it particularly exciting. The only times I've left the halls of the Elvenking were while in his presence and I've never left the forest.

[inafadingcrown]

[Tiny Legolas. This is a sight she hasn't seen in a very long time.]

How fearsome you are, little one!

[elfling_prince]

[Isn't he cute?]

Nothing else works with her, so I thought I'd try that.

[It obviously hasn't worked.]

[inafadingcrown]

[He's adorable.]

It is a valiant effort. [May you have more luck than she has.]

[elfling_prince]

[Hopefully he will.]

I'm glad you think so, m'lady.