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[elfling_prince]

You know, it isn't very nice of you to take me away from Mirkwood. Especially since I haven't got permission from my ada to be here. And since you didn't get permission, it means you kidnapped me.

And that isn't very clever at all, kidnapping a prince. Especially since we have the best archers in all of Arda. You ought to send me home now, or you may be sorry.

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[blazing_stag]

[Stares at username]

I didn't know house elves had princes.

[elfling_prince]

[Lineface-y prince is lineface-y.]

Of course we do. Where do you think our Lords and Kings come from?

[blazing_stag]

Didn't know they that them either.

[elfling_prince]

How can you not know about Thranduil, the Elvenking of Mirkwood?

Then again, I suppose I can't blame Men for not knowing much about us, we don't often leave the forest.

[blazing_stag]

Never heard of him.

You live in a forest? I thought you lived under stairs and stuff until called for.

[elfling_prince]

I do, in Mirkwood forest with my ada.

How rude. Nobody calls on us unless they are friend to us. And only when the king commands we do so.

Living under stairs, how ridiculous.

[blazing_stag]

You have no idea, do you kid? Who's family do you belong to anyway?

[elfling_prince]

I know plenty, thank you very much and I don't appreciate being called 'kid' by a child of Man.

I am Legolas, the son of the Elvenking Thranduil.

[blazing_stag]

You look like a kid to me. And my father was called Charles. Not Man.

Legolas? I don't know that family.

[elfling_prince]

Man, as in your race.

[No wonder his father rarely lets anyone leave the forest unless hunting.]

Legolas is not my family name. It is my given name. And I doubt you would know how family, with how few Men or other races dare enter our realm.

[the_white_rider]

...

[ Nope, Gandalf is noping out of life. What has this mun done. ]

[sixthanimorph]

[Guess who has no reverence towards royals whatsoever? This kid.]

Better get used to it, your highness. Odds are you're not going home any time soon.

... And what's with those stupid ears?

[elfling_prince]

Mithrandir!

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Tell her! Tell her that she's being ridiculous!

[elfling_prince]

Well, she's going to be sorry if she doesn't send me home.

[Glare!] My ears are not stupid! Obviously you've never met an Elf.

[sixthanimorph]

I kinda doubt it. Hate to break it to you, but your archers ain't gonna be able to get you back here.

[smirks] Obviously. But if you're an elf, shouldn't you be wearing pointy little shoes and singing some horrible song?

[elfling_prince]

You underestimate the skills of Mirkwoods warriors.

[Grrr] That's ridiculous. Just as ridiculous as that Man above who thinks I should be living beneath stairs.

[sixthanimorph]

I don't know, [here he looks around slowly, theatrically] ... I don't see anyone coming to your rescue. I mean, I could kill you right now, and who'd stop me if I tried?

Beneath stairs? I thought that was trolls, not elves. No, you're supposed to be living in a tree somewhere, waiting to be conquered. Am I right or am I right?

[the_white_rider]

I will not employ such a word, but your mundane is taking too much pleasure at putting you in... uncomfortable situation.

[elfling_prince]

[The little prince draws a short knife from his belt.] I wouldn't allow you to lay a hand on me!

As if we'd allow ourselves to be conquered. The woods are our home, nobody knows the trees better than we. No Man, Dwarf, Goblin or Orc could stand against us in Mirkwood.

[elfling_prince]

[Such a shame that this Legolas is literally a bitty, not a de-aged one.]

Well, I think she's being ridiculous. And it's unfair of her.

[sixthanimorph]

[David takes one look at that knife and laughs.] Seriously? 'Oh no, little pointy-eared prince, please don't stab me with your small knife'.

And if you guys are so tough, how come you got kidnapped?

[elfling_prince]

Don't laugh at me!

[He puts his knife away and crosses his arms.] That's not your business.

[sixthanimorph]

And why not? You really think a small knife's gonna stop anyone out here, least of all me?

[He stops laughing, but he's still visibly amused.] Right. What you mean is that you've got no idea, you're all on your own, and all you've got to defend yourself with is tough talk and a tiny little blade.

[notsolittlenow]

Humans rarely need permission to take what they want little one.

[elfling_prince]

And you really think that it couldn't? If a person has proper knowledge in using a weapon, then they have little to fear.

[Man, little Legolas couldn't glare more right now even if he tried.]