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[gloryisbullshit]

[Is there ground? He'll just lie on the ground.] Are you fucking kidding me? What are you doing? What are you doing to me? Like I'm not fucking fading out everywhere else, you gotta fuckin emotionally subsidize that tincan carbon copy, like you need some shiny new gun to play with? Fuck you, fuck you, just do what you want. Like you won't anyway. Fuck you, I'll just marry rich and pop out a couple kids, I don't need you for my personal fucking validation.

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[brolociraptor]

I don't know about kids, but technically you did marry rich?

[gloryisbullshit]

That's cuz I'm a fuckin tactical genius, look at all my ducks, motherfucker, they are in a row to the moon.

[brolociraptor]

That's a lot of ducks, dude. I'm pretty jealous of how many ducks you have lined up, that's impressive.

Uh, also, why are you on the ground.

[gloryisbullshit]

In protest. Civil protest, be proud.

[brolociraptor]

[ oh. okay, he'll just. sit next to you then. ] I am proud! I guess. I mean, it's pretty novel for you not to punch things or threaten to stab them when you're pissed. This is pretty mild.

... Uhm. It'll be okay. [ :c ]

[gloryisbullshit]

No one left that I can threaten to stab without feeling like a piece of shit. Yeah?

[SQUIRM] Whatever.

[detonator]

Hey, I can't help bein' the Xbox everybody wanted for Christmas!

[gloryisbullshit]

Sega Saturn at best, joystick jacker, yer a few gigs short of top tier.

[detonator]

Point is, don't blame me for your fuckin' squishy hooman inferiority issues.

[gloryisbullshit]

Inferiority issues.

[detonator]

[ FACESMISH. ] Weh, I'm being replaced!

[debeffingmorgan]

You know, I think your language is more colorful than mine now. That's pretty impressive.

Long time no hear.

/WEEP

[gloryisbullshit]

Oh god, come back to me.

Hi there!

[debeffingmorgan]

That bad, huh.

[gloryisbullshit]

You know there are zero girls like you? Zero girls. Don't you miss the city? You miss it.

[debeffingmorgan]

There were girls like me before? And no, I don't miss the city, Party.

I miss the people in the city, though. [A small, 'forced' smile.] Even the ones that made me want to bash their strawberry headed faces in.

[gleans]

Holy shit, come here.

[debeffingmorgan]

Galen! [Here, have a rib-crushing hug.] Holy fuckwads I missed you.

[gleans]

[ huuuug and also a kiss on the cheek ] Likewise. Fuck, I miss you so much.

[debeffingmorgan]

[Awww she's so honored. There is no way she will admit that she just giggled. N o p e.] Still kicking ass with a guitar without me there?

[gleans]

Fuck, I'm pretty sure he's even more obnoxious than you.

[gloryisbullshit]

I'd feel bad for you if I didn't know you were probably giving'm a proper English greeting.

[gleans]

Yeah, I'm totally set on being bffs with the guy.

[gloryisbullshit]

Shut up, yer bffs with everybody, you know it's true, no one can resist your stupid tractor beam of friendship, you don't have a fucking off-switch.

[gleans]

[ ... Giggle ] That's fuckin' adorable. You think so?