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[gloryisbullshit]

[Is there ground? He'll just lie on the ground.] Are you fucking kidding me? What are you doing? What are you doing to me? Like I'm not fucking fading out everywhere else, you gotta fuckin emotionally subsidize that tincan carbon copy, like you need some shiny new gun to play with? Fuck you, fuck you, just do what you want. Like you won't anyway. Fuck you, I'll just marry rich and pop out a couple kids, I don't need you for my personal fucking validation.

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[brolociraptor]

I don't know about kids, but technically you did marry rich?

[gloryisbullshit]

That's cuz I'm a fuckin tactical genius, look at all my ducks, motherfucker, they are in a row to the moon.

[detonator]

Hey, I can't help bein' the Xbox everybody wanted for Christmas!

[brolociraptor]

That's a lot of ducks, dude. I'm pretty jealous of how many ducks you have lined up, that's impressive.

Uh, also, why are you on the ground.

[gloryisbullshit]

Sega Saturn at best, joystick jacker, yer a few gigs short of top tier.

[gloryisbullshit]

In protest. Civil protest, be proud.

[detonator]

Point is, don't blame me for your fuckin' squishy hooman inferiority issues.

[brolociraptor]

[ oh. okay, he'll just. sit next to you then. ] I am proud! I guess. I mean, it's pretty novel for you not to punch things or threaten to stab them when you're pissed. This is pretty mild.

... Uhm. It'll be okay. [ :c ]

[gloryisbullshit]

Inferiority issues.

[detonator]

[ FACESMISH. ] Weh, I'm being replaced!

[gloryisbullshit]

No one left that I can threaten to stab without feeling like a piece of shit. Yeah?

[SQUIRM] Whatever.

[gloryisbullshit]

[WOW NOPE, NO, nice jacket, looks so familiar, if he can just--grab it--fucker, c'mere.] C'mere, copypaste--

[detonator]

[ OH BUT THIS IS FUN GAMES ] Getoff, sunbeam, your fist'll thank you -- !

[brolociraptor]

You could totally threaten to stab me if it'd make you feel better. [ hair... touch? orz ]

[gloryisbullshit]

Ah, but my heart! [How much will his fist thank him for punching a robot in the face? Not much? Probably not much.]

[gloryisbullshit]

I don't wanna stab you. [He is not a puppy! But okay.] Probably will on the other side. On the city side. You get back to me.

[detonator]

[ NOPE. CLANG. Sorry, he's laughing. ] Toldja. Toldja.

[gloryisbullshit]

[Ow. Ow. Maybe he can shake the ow out of his knuckles.] Oh fuck you! You nasty trashcompact! Fuck!

[brolociraptor]

Oh yay, I'll definitely be looking forward to that.

[gloryisbullshit]

[ B} ] Sheesh, I feel better just thinkin about it. When is that, a few days? Yeah. Yeah, you'll wanna watch out by the water.

[detonator]

Real smart smart. [ Headshake. IF YOU KNOCKED SOMETHING LOOSE I SWEAR -- nope looks like everything's fine. ] I told you! I told you. Ya did it anyway.

Forreals though, cool your ass, you ain't going nowhere.

[brolociraptor]

[ Dude, he has no issue pushing your face here. :| ] What, for the kraken or actual face stabber Party Lapoison?

[gloryisbullshit]

[Then he has no issue biting your hand. :} ] Both. I'm just trying to talk truth, man.

AAAAH GET OUT OF HERE CLONEPIC

[gloryisbullshit]

Stop. Fuckin stop.

[brolociraptor]

[ OW, BUTTFACE ] Nope, see, I still have no idea how you can be like, super sweet outside the city and a total asshole inside it. That just boggles the mind, dude.

Also, for future reference, robots freak me out. So. You know, no worries. [ he won't leave you for a talking vibrator ]