apping to ink_city eventually.

[verdama]

 ...You're kidding, right? We haven't been through this already once with the cheerleader?

Well hey, if you're up to it, it beats being bored in this sad excuse for a living space. 

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[verdama]

Oh, jeez, no.

I was talking evil league of evil type of guy.

[evilgasm]

Oh. Good. I used to have a theurge minion back home. She's the kind who likes to mix pleasure with work a little too much if you know what I mean. Clingy, but useful, so hey, we kept her along for the ride.

... So evil league of evil, was it?

[verdama]

Yikes. I hate those kinds of situations, I really do. Comfort or convenience.

You betcha. World domination, the whole nine yards.

[madangry_madcrazy]

That, or stealing cookie recipes and greeting card chips.

[He grins at Shego.]

[verdama]

Hey, that cookie recipe was a pain.

You think they'd have that kind of security for the Tiffany Diamond, no, they have it for a cookie recipe.

[madangry_madcrazy]

It's still a cookie recipe, Shego. I mean, I know the job paid well and all, but really! You should stick with me, at least my ambitions don't stoop as low.

[verdama]

Not complaining about the pay.

I dunno, you have some questionable evil schemes.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Hey, just because they don't make sense to you doesn't mean they don't make sense to me.

[verdama]

That's where the need-to-know part comes in we talked about.

[madangry_madcrazy]

But then you start going on about how it's too complicated, or how it STILL doesn't make any sense.

[verdama]

Well, that's usually because it doesn't.

[ There's a bit of a chuckle there. ]

Wouldn't be the first time.

[evilgasm]

How right you are, then. Name's Xykon. And that's with an X, not a Z. You have no idea how many people get that mixed up. Illiterates. You strike me almost as a mercenary sort of an evildoer. Off or close?

[verdama]

Shego.

Easy mistake.

And right on the money. Evil for hire, mercenary, henchwoman, assistant, less often, sidekick.

[evilgasm]

I'm guessing you were one of those for that sickly blue dude that popped by a few replies ago.

[madangry_madcrazy]

...

Sickly?

[evilgasm]

It's a fair accusation.

... Well, more of an observation, really.

[madangry_madcrazy]

It does seem to tip people off that I'm a villain.

[evilgasm]

Evil more often than not tends to be color-coded for convenience's sake. And don't think ripping off your own skin slips by that.

Believe me.

[madangry_madcrazy]

So you where bone white back before you became, well, bones?

[verdama]

At this point?

I think I still am.

But I do freelance work during downtime.

And that's just the way he looks, he's fine.

[evilgasm]

Ah. Well, it's always good to show activity on your resume.

Now you're still young. And I know you have to lie on those "what do you see yourself doing in ten years" questions to get in good with your employers, but you don't seem like henching would keep you fulfilled for the rest of your life.

[verdama]

You'd think. Then you've gotta deal with conflicting schedules.

I'm working my way up on the ladder, thanks. Is this an interview?

[evilgasm]

Just something to humor myself. Being Evil means you get to see more heroes than you do main villains. When you've live as long as I have, you lose count.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[Raises eyebrow.]

Main villain? I'm the arch enemy, you know. She's the sidekick.

[verdama]

I think I'm okay with just one hero, more than one and I'll throw the towel in.

[ Not true: ask her about her super family. ]