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dear_mun2012-07-07 01:42 pm
fezcromancer) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-07 01:42 pm
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this feels overdue in more ways than one. voice/weird accent test??
Mundane!
... If zat is what I am supposed to be calling you. I suppose it ees meant to be somezing of an ironic title, since so far you have proven yourself to be anyzing but. Not even considering your... relationship with my master... [shudder]
Anyway it ees high time I spoke with you, regarding zees accommodations! While I commend zhe returning of my master's power, so zat I may finally have some time to myself for a change, I am STILL not spared from hees constant berating! In fact I believe it has only given him more reason for zees incessant scoldings! And eef zat were not stressful enough, zose Freelance imbeciles only make eet worse!
... Non, I do not still have a grudge against zhem, for zhe most part. Zhey have let bygones be bygones, so I have tried to return zhe surprisingly forgiving sentiment. But I would appreciate if zhey did not seem to find my suffering so enjoyable!
... Zhat Super-Ego ees not much help either, since Max still does not even seem to be aware of him.
I propose you do... somezing about zees! Anyzing! Before I lose what surely leetle ees left of my sanity....
Yours unfortunately,
Monsieur Anton Papierwaite
... If zat is what I am supposed to be calling you. I suppose it ees meant to be somezing of an ironic title, since so far you have proven yourself to be anyzing but. Not even considering your... relationship with my master... [shudder]
Anyway it ees high time I spoke with you, regarding zees accommodations! While I commend zhe returning of my master's power, so zat I may finally have some time to myself for a change, I am STILL not spared from hees constant berating! In fact I believe it has only given him more reason for zees incessant scoldings! And eef zat were not stressful enough, zose Freelance imbeciles only make eet worse!
... Non, I do not still have a grudge against zhem, for zhe most part. Zhey have let bygones be bygones, so I have tried to return zhe surprisingly forgiving sentiment. But I would appreciate if zhey did not seem to find my suffering so enjoyable!
... Zhat Super-Ego ees not much help either, since Max still does not even seem to be aware of him.
I propose you do... somezing about zees! Anyzing! Before I lose what surely leetle ees left of my sanity....
Yours unfortunately,
Monsieur Anton Papierwaite
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I... suppose? I am not sure if zhat is supposed to be a compliment. Kilts are quite respected een Scotland.
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Not in villainy though, they aren't that intimidating, lemme tell you.
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Evil henchmen? Don't worry, the ladder will only get longer.
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... Are you familiar weeth zhe Elder Gods?
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Vaguely.
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[He takes a breath calming down though, since now he gets to focus on and blather about one of his favorite subjects~]
Zhe Great Old Ones, ancient and immortal Eldritch Gods of unmatched power, immaculate rulers of our universe and eefinite more... until zhey were banished back to zheir home in zhe Dark Deemension, zhe most horrifying of all zhe unspeakable realms.
And I summoned one, Zhe Great Elder Fiend Yog-Soggoth, back to zees world!
[... Conveniently leaving out the part about how he loused it up and ended up with said Elder God symbiotically attached to him for over a century]
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Gotta say, that does kind of bite, hopefully he isn't making you do his godly dirty work.
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Whatever. He ees my liege, but all theengs conseedered I should be seen as far more zhen a simple minion.
But he ees not really a villain anymore, either.