this feels overdue in more ways than one. voice/weird accent test??

[fezcromancer]

Mundane!
... If zat is what I am supposed to be calling you. I suppose it ees meant to be somezing of an ironic title, since so far you have proven yourself to be anyzing but. Not even considering your... relationship with my master... [shudder]

Anyway it ees high time I spoke with you, regarding zees accommodations! While I commend zhe returning of my master's power, so zat I may finally have some time to myself for a change, I am STILL not spared from hees constant berating! In fact I believe it has only given him more reason for zees incessant scoldings! And eef zat were not stressful enough, zose Freelance imbeciles only make eet worse!

... Non, I do not still have a grudge against zhem, for zhe most part. Zhey have let bygones be bygones, so I have tried to return zhe surprisingly forgiving sentiment. But I would appreciate if zhey did not seem to find my suffering so enjoyable!
... Zhat Super-Ego ees not much help either, since Max still does not even seem to be aware of him.

I propose you do... somezing about zees! Anyzing! Before I lose what surely leetle ees left of my sanity....

Yours unfortunately,
Monsieur Anton Papierwaite

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[friendship_reporter]

...You know, considering your mun seems to be one of two whole RPers in your canon, she could probably just give you a reprieve by ignoring you.

But somehow, I get the idea that's not what you really want, with your wacky accent and all.

[fezcromancer]

Eet ees not wacky, you strange leetle horse creature!

[Yes it is]

... But zhere were others, at one point, as my Mundane has seen. Zhey may resurface once zhey next season ees released, but Azathoth knows when zhat will be.

[friendship_reporter]

Or they may stay on LiveJournal because they're traditionalists.

[fezcromancer]

Traditionalists who must enjoy a desolate world of headaches.

Eh, eet ees not zhe end of zhe world, should we remain zhe only ones. My Mundane does not know how much time she will have come zees fall, and for now seems to be content with zings as zhey are. My Master and zhe Super-Ego are occupied, while we get our opportunities when zhe situations come.

[friendship_reporter]

...Because your mun enjoys a desolate world of headaches. At least, that's what mine suggests that human college is like.

[fezcromancer]

Headaches, most likely. Desolate, I believe she chose zhe campus less so.
She ees ambitious, yet devoted to us nonetheless eet would seem.... especially my Master, for what zhat ees worth. He predicts she will try to occasionally make time for us even zhen, while still keeping her priorities in place...
At least zhat ees what I am sure he will encourage mercilessly.

[evilgasm]

Okay, I admit, it took me a while to translate whatever language you're speaking back to Common. Although, in hindsight, your whiny tone should've tipped me off that this would've been a waste of time. Whatever, might as well go the whole way here.

I'm something of a Master too. We could even farther and say that I'm a Lord. And as a full-time Evil employer with mastery over the sorcerous arts, I'd say he "berates" you because you can never stop dragging your feet. Do something about it. Use every advantage and hell, plot against him. Something. Take initiative! Then again, Dexterity doesn't seem to be your strong suit.

[To add injury to insult, the lich takes a rubber ball out of his pocket and throws it at Papierwaite.]

[fezcromancer]

GA-AAAH!
[He flinches at ball the talking skeleton throws at him, and then groans]

I am speaking English, you undead creetin!

[Not like you have an exceptionally good grasp on it, Anton]

What advantage? He ees an Elder God! For over a century zhe only "advantage" I had over him was zhe fact I had legs! Even if I did wish to rebel, such a thing would be insane, especially now zat hees power has returned!

[evilgasm]

[Well, at least he managed to dodge that. He may have some hope in the Dexterity department after all. Xykon mulls over a little bit of Papierwaite's situation. Power equals power. They can come in any shape. Form is irrelevant. So, then. He gives a shrug and offers an answer.]

How about you challenge him to a ten mile race?

[A half-baked answer, but an answer regardless.]

[fezcromancer]

[Papierwaite groans again, and facepalms]

He has legs NOW. And a cane to constantly HIT me weeth...

[evilgasm]

Huh. Then whose fault is it for not spending the past century getting an edge on him by running regular laps? Not the lich you're groaning at or your hideous, old god, I can tell you that.

[verdama]

You know, I think I agree with the unicorn up there, it is kind of wacky.

The hat only adds to it.

[fezcromancer]

My fez ees not "wacky" either! Eet was a gift from my mother, and ees very fashionable in zhe east!

[verdama]

Hey, you said it, not me, Einstein. I was talking about the accent.

You wouldn't be the 'wackiest' on the antagonist board, let me tell you. You could be wearing a kilt.

[fezcromancer]

Well zhey point ees neither are...

I... suppose? I am not sure if zhat is supposed to be a compliment. Kilts are quite respected een Scotland.

[verdama]

Eh. Half and half.

Not in villainy though, they aren't that intimidating, lemme tell you.

[littledipper]

Super ego? Sounds like something Gideon has.

[fezcromancer]

... Ah, non, I believe you thinking of ego as een, "he has a big ego", yes?
Zhat is not what I meant. Eet ees another word for conscience... as een, zhat leetle voice een your head zhat tells you what to do.

[littledipper]

So...that guy your talking about doesn't know he has a conscience?

[fezcromancer]

Oui... unfortunately.

[littledipper]

So he's like a psychopath or something?

[ofdiscord]

Yikes, and I thought I had it bad.

[fezcromancer]

[grooooan]

You have no idea how bad eet truly ees.

[france]

Je pense que tu dois parler en français avec ton 'mundane', because there is a much better chance she will be able to understand you. Either that, or work on your anglais, mon ami. C'est pas mal, mais c'est pas bon, alors.

Still, it is so nice to see other Frenchmen around here. It is so rare, tu vois.

[fezcromancer]

[Technically, he's more of a French/Turkish mix with a lot of other ethnic influence that just barely places his accent at French-like, though he definitely speaks it, but for François's sake he doesn't correct him or get that specific]

Peut-être si elle parlait français aussi. Which she does not. She has shown interest een learning zhe language, but she does not quite have zhe time to commit herself to zees studies I'm afraid.