...That's enough internet for me today...

[discolight]

What're you talking about mun? You can never have enough internet!

Such a fountain of chaos and knowledge, like Alice down her rabbit hole, you can only go deeper inside the wonderful madness that is this little piece of reality!

Without it you wouldn't know about even half of the things you do, especially when it comes to the geniuses in your world, like Salvador Dali and-

Wait...you're saying I'm saying too much? Silly mun your rules don't apply to this Draconequus, well at least not in the same way is applies to other versions of me.

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[cruel_kindness]

...The buck!?

[discolight]

Oh hello Fluttershy, isn't the weather today just lovely?

[cruel_kindness]

...Fluttercruel.

[Blink.]

...what the flying feather happened to you?

[discolight]

I absorbed Discord's chaos magic. Don't you remember?

I almost killed Trixie...hehe that was terrifying.

[cruel_kindness]

...okay, that sure didn't happen. Must be some bucking weird alternate universe thing.

I was created by the Old Man. He sure likes bucking things up, doesn't he? ...Does this make us half-cousins, or what?

[discolight]

Ah yes the multiverse, a place of near-infinite possibilities. Didja know there's a universe where you break ponies and make them wear diapers? And another where you torture them in a shed?...Knowing about both of those gives me more pain than I'm willing to admit.

I dunno. The Twilight in me wants to experiment with that, and the Discord in me wants to expand on those experiments...and Twilight in me wants to throw that idea out the window so I don't do anything I'll regret.

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[cruel_kindness]

Both of those sound fun, but I'd never do them. ...Maybe force them to wear diapers. [Fluttercruel chuckles at a mental picture of the Twilight in front of her wearing a diaper. Fluttershy is just confused.]

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[shy_kindness]

[Fluttercruel loses the scars on her body. Her colors become more vibrant, and the helping hoof cutie mark turns into the usual 3 butterflies.]

Um... I don't see a diaper on Twilight.

[Oh come on, even YOU have to think it's hilarious!]]

[discolight]

Huh? I would have thought the fact that out there there's a version of you that's willing to mentally destroy ponies and reduce them to a foal-like state would leave more of a impact...I guess you learn something new everyday~!

[Discolight butters a piece of toast...and throws it over her shoulder as it causes a explosion.]

Say Fluttershy? Did you do something with your mane?

[shy_kindness]

Um, no. You were talking to Fluttercruel. We, um, both share the same body. I'm sorry if she's too aggressive. [Hoof shuffle. Fluttershy flinches and eeps when the explosion happens.]

...Is there anything I can do to help you? Are you alright with... um... your new form...?

[discolight]

Fluttershy, simply being here helps me!

If it weren't you and the others, my sanity would probably go up in vapor, and I'd probably be a shell of my former self.

[pinkomission]

...Twi...light....?

[discolight]

Oh Pinkie, I don't go by that name anymore.

But it's understandable for how you can forget~!

[light_of_canterlot]

[...This Princess is at a complete and total loss for words.]

[discolight]

Princess Celestia~! [Disco...light, happily hovers above you!]

It's been so long! How're things back in Canterlot?

[magicalrealist]

(...wat. What is this I don't even...)

...Why does it feel like I get the short end of the stick when it comes to alternate universes?

[discolight]

It's a dilemma to be sure, although Pinkie and Fluttershy don't have it any better.

[Discolight makes a teacup appear, and drinks the color away.]

And for future reference be careful when facing Discord again, otherwise you might absorb his chaos magic and end up...well you know.

[magicalrealist]

They don't, sadly.

So that's how that happened? That's...I'm so sorry. It must be so different, living like that. Is Discord still around or...how does that even work?

[discolight]

As a matter of fact, none of us do. With AJ and Rainbow Dash getting the least of it and Rarity being somewhere in the middle.

No. He's still in stone...sorta, it's hard to explain. I'm kinda like a leech that drank too much, every now and again his power shines through, but I'm still me...mostly,

[magicalrealist]

Glad to know we happen to be one of the favorites. You panic a few times per season and all of a sudden, you're the center of twisted AU attention.

Oh, so occasionally that excess chaos energy has to be released to keep things in order...well that makes sense, but the girls still acknowledge you as their friend, right? This is difficult enough to imagine, but without them...it's more than I want to think about.

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[discolight]

Truth be told if it weren't for them and the princesses I would have already given in to my other half...

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[discolight]

...But it has it's perks, you should see the book palace I made in Ponyville~!

[magicalrealist]

(It's a thought that both saddens and satisfies Twilight. She's so thankful to hear they continued to stick with her through this...but hey, the change of subject perks her up.)

Really? I haven't made one of those since I was a little girl! How is it?

[discolight]

It's great~ It has a moat and everything, sure Mayor Mare didn't like that it took up most of the town, hey it was all in good fun!

[...Reckless and random sure. But then again, this isn't completely Twilight.]

[magicalrealist]

(Something Twilight can forgive if only because of her condition. Besides, the thought of it literally being castle-sized was impressive, though certainly reckless.)

Wow, you're certainly outdone yourself there. I'd love to see it one day, but I hope it still holds together during storms. Of course I don't doubt your abilities, but I have insecurities about leaving books outside like that.