Homeless, perhaps for now

[igneousdogtag]

Mun.

Or should I call you jackass.

No.

That's all there is to it. You're not ready to "play" me. Anywhere.

I don't wanna play your stupid games, and I don't wanna get mixed up in your stupid shenanigans. Get me out of this headspace.

Comments

[pinzutimer]

Well, that's not a very nice way to talk to your mun! You should be a little kinder to them.

[igneousdogtag]

Oh you have no idea. I've tried.

[pinzutimer]

Maybe you haven't tried hard enough!

[igneousdogtag]

There's no such thing as trying *hard enough* for my mun.

[esthar_president]

Wow. That's a bit rude don't ya think?

Besides, no matter what you say, your mundane will... Not listen? Like, at all?

[igneousdogtag]

Mister "president", there's no such thing as not being rude to my mun.

[esthar_president]

Hey man, you don't need to call me Mister President, Laguna will do!

[ All smiles though, because Mister President- ]

But why? I mean; the mundanes love us, that's why they make account for us in the first place. Without them, you wouldn't even exist, right?

[igneousdogtag]

Pfft. You just lucked out having a mun who likes you *and* wants good things for you.

Mine just wants to make my life a living hell.

[esthar_president]

Living hell? Now come on, I'm sure you just misunderstood. Why would they want that?

They get you to meet new people, visit new places, it's all fun isn't it?

[igneousdogtag]

Trust me, there is no misunderstanding with my mun. I know *everything* they want to do to me.

[socialdisaster]

(Arrogant as ever.)

Arguing won't help.

[igneousdogtag]

Oh, you'd know, puberty boy?

Wait, of course you would.

[socialdisaster]

[What was that? Squall can't hear you over the sound of his eyes rolling.]

[myrod_nurface]

Someone had their Cheerios pissed in this morning.

[igneousdogtag]

You should talk when you just called your mun "asshole."

[myrod_nurface]

It's a term of affection.

[igneousdogtag]

I'm sure it's a term of affection.

[myrod_nurface]

Of course it is, yo. My mun gives me all the booze I can drink.

[igneousdogtag]

That would explain a lot.

[call_it_connecting]

Shouldn't you at least give your mun a chance, Seifer?

[igneousdogtag]

.....

[Seifer, don't do that. You're not Squall.]

My mun had plenty of chances to prove himself but all he wants to do is make my life a living hell.

[call_it_connecting]

[She holds up a finger.]

It can't hurt to give him one more chance, can it? And then I won't say anything else about it if he makes life difficult for you again.

[igneousdogtag]

I'll think about it.

[call_it_connecting]

[Ellone just smiles and nods.

[squishestime]

It isn't that difficult to play you, Seifer.